We gave Peter King grief for gushing over how adorbz Eli Manning and his daughter were throwing out the opening pitch at Sunday’s Mets game. We still don’t care about Daddy-Daughter Day at the ballpark, but we were thrilled when a reader pointed out that Elisha was wearing a f*cking PAMPERS POLO SHIRT. That’s just perfect. All in all, it’s been a terrific off-season for the “Eli Manning: Boy Quarterback” meme. First there was the amazing photo of him playing on the beach with the little toy pail and here’s another “I’m a big kid now” moment.
All that remains is for someone to force Eli to sing the “10 MILLION STRONG… AND GROOOWWWWIIINNNGGG” line from the old Flintstones Vitamins ad and I will ask of nothing more from the universe.