Always Be Covering: Cat Swag

09.28.12 5 years ago 17 Comments


The first thing Kitty Koverall did after cashing in on the Monday Night Football debacle was to have his likeness inserted into The Birth of Venus.

Last week: 3-3
Overall: 9-10-1

Yeah, so I would never be able to make any actual money doing this. But I totally nailed that Vikings game, right?

Cleveland Browns +14 at Baltimore Ravens

And this is the part of the season where I just say “f*ck it.”

Tennessee +13 at Houston Texans

No seriously, I don’t even care. I’m going to take nothing but road teams. Even if they’re terrible (see above) or playing the best team in the AFC.

San Francisco 49ers -4.5 at New York Jets

Hey, a favorite. That’s something. Darrelle Revis is done, and so are the Jets.

New England Patriots -4 at Buffalo Bills

Same goes for CJ Spiller/Fred Jackson and the Bills. Pounce on that carcass and rip it to f*cking shreds.

Cincinnati Bengals -1 at Jacksonville Jaguars


Andy Dalton loves road games because he gets to stay in a hotel room instead of his usual cage.

Washington Redskins +3 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Nope, no explanation for this one. I’m just a moron.

Have a good weekend. If you need me I’ll be getting drunk at a wedding.

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