Always Be Covering: Cat Swag


The first thing Kitty Koverall did after cashing in on the Monday Night Football debacle was to have his likeness inserted into The Birth of Venus.

Last week: 3-3
Overall: 9-10-1

Yeah, so I would never be able to make any actual money doing this. But I totally nailed that Vikings game, right?

Cleveland Browns +14 at Baltimore Ravens

And this is the part of the season where I just say “f*ck it.”

Tennessee +13 at Houston Texans

No seriously, I don’t even care. I’m going to take nothing but road teams. Even if they’re terrible (see above) or playing the best team in the AFC.

San Francisco 49ers -4.5 at New York Jets

Hey, a favorite. That’s something. Darrelle Revis is done, and so are the Jets.

New England Patriots -4 at Buffalo Bills

Same goes for CJ Spiller/Fred Jackson and the Bills. Pounce on that carcass and rip it to f*cking shreds.

Cincinnati Bengals -1 at Jacksonville Jaguars


Andy Dalton loves road games because he gets to stay in a hotel room instead of his usual cage.

Washington Redskins +3 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Nope, no explanation for this one. I’m just a moron.

Have a good weekend. If you need me I’ll be getting drunk at a wedding.

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