I’ve previously discussed my crush on Holy Taco. They’re at it again with this pièce de résistance. Sure, this disheveled looking fellow has a few shortcomings, but I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
Wha…? Shit, you woke me up flubby.
Should’ve gone with Jon Kitna’s penis. Even more useless.
I feel like the whole picture could have just been Ken O’Brien
Mike O’Hara of the Detroit News said tuesday in his column that Calvin Johnson is a top 10 player in the NFL right now
or did he say that Kitna will make the pro bowl and throw 30+ TD’s ???
One of these above statements is true…
Should have been Pennnington’s ears… Them things are huge.
Wait – they forgot to factor in Charlie Frye somewhere! Maybe his elbow or something.
How did you get a sneak peak at the University of Oregon’s new unis?
skull: aaron rodgers
ability to withstand self-inflicted gun shot to kill giant asshole alter-ego
The head should be Mr. Concussion himself, Trent Green.
-THEY ALSO FORGOT FACIAL HAIR….that would be Kyle Orton’s neck-beard (I personally sport the neck-beard, but it’s out of dedication to my Pittsburgh Penguins.)
Umm…. Ryan Leaf?
THE BEN BRAIN DON’T ‘MEMBER WHY IT NOT GET PICKED. HARF HARF HARF
I’m pretty sure he would be the week one starter for the Chiefs.
I know that’s just the blind syphilitic rage of a Raiders fan talking, Flubby, and yet I have to admit that it’s true. I’d take this QB in a heartbeat.
The only thing that’s missing is Gus Frerotte’s neck, which is ideally suited for bashing your head against a wall in celebration.
hahaha love the ben comment
If you are not putting a neckbeard on this guy, why not give him Kyle Orton’s liver? Christ.
Somewhere an NFL scout is printing this out and writing “AKILI SMITH” across the top.
I would have used Kurt Warner’s hands. My God, he’s lost the grip on more balls than Troy Aikman on vacation in Thailand.
Hahah what about Bradshaw’s brain…oh lord.
I’m confused, where’s Chris Simms’ spleen?
How about Aaron Brooks’ sense of direction?
/will forever remember that backward pass
Until we know for sure he’s retired, doesn’t Vinny Testaverde’s color-blindness have to factor in somewhere?
You left out Joey Harrington’s concabular organ. The concabular organ allows you to eternally suck and exist in the league long past your prime, despite a coach’s optimistic outlook.
And by prime I mean that one time you threw together a 40-ish yard drive and a mess of defensive errors allowed the TD
I am SO going to draft Kitgrosssmithrivfieldmanningfavromo as my quarterback of the future.
Signed, Carl Peterson
yeah, they forgot ko’s neckbeard.
i can’t argue with any of this…
rush limbaugh thinks some overrated black QB parts were omitted.
How about Ryan Leaf’s composure?
In reality, they could’ve just put a picture of Jeff George up there and saved some time.
Derek Anderson’s horseballs?
Brady Quinn’s toughness?
couldn’t you just save some time by putting in a silhouette of a QB and putting a heisman trophy next to it?
Mr. Mittens, uh, mittens?
@dick – Not trying to defend George, but if anything, he did have a great arm. The rest of him was like the Wizard of Oz, no brain, no heart, no courage and always looking for a way out.
JP Losman’s vocie would fit perfectly with this she-beast
Goddam if they’re not right about Peyton Manning’s nose. Now that they’ve pointed it out, I’ll never be able to think of anything else when I see his picture.
@ ognihs – Clearly D. McNabb’s knees were overlooked.
Little known fact, number 5’s right ACL has been replaced with a rusty gate swing during the offseason.