That goes out to all you people playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare online.
(thanks to A.J.)
Tremendous way to start a Friday, a little bit rapey, but tremendous nonetheless.
Big Ben has clearly been confusing his “rifle” with his “gun”.
/PEW, PEW, PEW
Ben should pull a “Costanza” and combine his three passions: Choco Taco, sexual assault, black baseball caps
I’m waiting for the Lifetime made-for-TV movie. Forcing the Long Ball: The Ben Roethlisberger Story.
*dissonant violin music*
LaToeInjury sharing a backfield with the Land Baron? Could the Vikings somehow spend more to get less? I am deeply excited for this possibility.
I just hope Ben will be able to harf, harf, harf again.
That can’t be from Ben, you know damn well he’d use “Your”.
His lawyer advised Ben to change his name to RapeLessBerger as a defensive measure.
The steelers will really rape the competition this year. Just when the opposing team thinks they can escape, they will be backed into a small space where they can’t escape.
Sigh…I know he’s innocent until proven guilty and all, but as a Steeler fan, can’t we just put Ben’s dick in the trophy case with the Lombardi Trophies in the offseason. As a preventative measure…
…Then Ben came up in her face OOPS POW SURPRISE!
I’m always surprised by people like this. Maybe because i’m a poor fuck pud pounder who works from home and can barely afford pizza delivery, but i digress. I don’t get it. YOU’RE FUCKING RICH, pay some schmuck to bring you back something strange.
If i won the lottery, I’d still have like 1/1000 of what Ben makes in two games. But, right now I could probably make 2 phone calls and have a girl, a guy, maybe even a dog, and some good smoke and blue pills come to my front door and the Festival of Fuck would begin and you all could watch the live feed on the web.
Dude goes to a college bar, a fucking college bar with a crew — not to stand out or anything! Does he ever turn on ESPN or hit the check out at Safeway and see the covers of the Globe and Enquirer? He’s currently fighting a civil suite for Holy Fuck’s sake about putting his hands and cock where they don’t belong. It all goes back to that motorcyce accident. The guy got a serious judgement imparing knock on the head is all I can think of.
sexy friday has taken a turn for the terrifying.
Glenn Beck does not find this amusing.
Needs more teeth eye winks.
TO THE BEN NO MEANS PEW
Did Ben just threaten me with rape? Yes, i think he did.
“You’re next!”. . . .AFTER ONE MORE CHOCO-TACO. MMMMM. BEN LIKE CHOCO-TACO.
Sorry about that endless loop there…I tried to post a link to Hand Banana but Taco already addressed the topic.
ALL BEN KNOW IS “BALL” AND “GOOD”…AND “RAPE”.
/do you think you can back that up
Before anybody gets too clever with their commentary on Roethlisberger’s situation, understand that anybody can accuse anybody of anything. Even though he is rich and famous, the same could easily happen to any one of us. Really, until any facts come out, the only thing he is potentially guilty of is being dumb.
Eventually the Rooney Family is just gonna start keeping him chained in a basement until gameday.
At what point do we get to call him “The Pittsburgh Strangler”?
This brings a whole new definition to “grenade spam.”
I am pretty sure he is good with a three round burst. Nick names the Cleavland steamer the “Semtex”
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