Perhaps in response to the obscene Mardi Gras float depicting him crawling out of a giant vagina and threats from Super Bowl hosts about the safety of his food, Lord Rog has allowed New Orleans Saints Head Coach Sean Payton to return to duties just in time for the Senior Bowl.
Following a meeting yesterday with New Orleans Saints Head Coach Sean Payton, Commissioner Roger Goodell has reinstated Coach Payton from his season-long suspension, effective immediately.
Coach Payton acknowledged in the meeting his responsibility for the actions of his coaching staff and players and pledged to uphold the highest standards of the NFL and ensure that his staff and players do so as well.
“We had a very productive discussion,” said Commissioner Goodell. “Sean fully complied with all the requirements imposed on him during his suspension. More important, it is clear that Sean understands and accepts his responsibilities as a head coach and the vital role that coaches play in promoting player safety and setting an example for how the game should be played at all levels. We are committed to delivering football that fans love and the safety players deserve. Coach Payton agrees and I look forward to working with him going forward to do that.”
As a result, Coach Payton may attend the Senior Bowl this week and resume his duties as head coach of the Saints.
So forgive and forget, huh guys? Guys? It’s all cool now, right? Lord Rog would have totally done the same thing this week if the Saints were in the Super Bowl and not scouting the Senior Bowl because he cares the NFL and this sudden retreat has nothing to do with Bountygate being an embarrassing farcical circus.