Better Know A Draft Pick: Marcus Lattimore

05.15.13 4 years ago 15 Comments

The draft has come and gone, but there are still plenty of under the radar picks we could know a bit better. After all, most of us didn’t bother sitting through three horrible days of the NFL Draft.

Name: Marcus Lattimore

Position: Running back

Selected by: San Francisco, with one of their thirty-seven draft picks picks

Pick: Fuck if I know, they had like forty of them.

School: South Cackalacky

Click clack? Yeah yeah, click clack.

Major: Public health

Injuries: Ugh and UGHer.

Hobby: Bowling

Outback or Capital One? No, the sport.

But that doesn’t even come with an PSP and a shitty Fossil watch: I know, people are weird.

Twitter: @MarcusLattimore

What he tweets about: Verizon Wireless, the Bible and grinding

Appropriate song that accompanies his (awesome) highlight reel: All of the Lights

Strengths: Extremely gifted runner with excellent vision and nimble feet.

Weaknesses: Boneitis

Nicest comparison: Arian Foster

Most convenient comparison: Frank Gore

Saddest comparison: Boobie Miles with better doctors

Loved by: Fellow Cocks

Hated by: Plain old cocks

What scouts are saying: “HOLY SHIT, LEGS DON’T BEND THAT WAY”

Immediate impact: PUP List

Isn’t that the name of your future Tumblr? No, that’s PUPPY List, and it’s going to be amazing.

Down the road: A replacement for Frank Gore in San Francisco

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