Name: Ndamukong “Wossmamotta” Suh
What his name means: House of Spears
Mainstream Media Comparison: Richard Seymour
KSK Comparison: Kevin Williams
Who Wants Him: Everybody
Who Will Take Him: The Rams, unless they do something truly retarded.
Story ESPN Will Shove Down Your Throat: How many spears does he really keep in his home?
Immediate Impact: Rams still suck.
Down the Road: Rams still suck. But at least they have a good defensive line.