What’s even better than another hi-larious video from LSUFreek? A hi-larious video from LSUFreek on a Monday morning when we have dick all ready to post. Enjoy, kids.
Big Ben only pawn in game of life.
What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Rape my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple felons. These are people baroning lthe and. The common clay of the AFC North. You know… morons.
Candy-gram for Big Ben! Candy-gram for Big Ben!
Oh, LSUFreek, you a so talented.
What did you expect? “Welcome, sonny”? “Make yourself at home”? “Rape my daughter”? You’ve got to remember that these are just simple felons. These are people baroning the land. The common clay of the AFC North. You know… morons.
This reminds me of when Hines went down with a knee injury in the AFC title game and Tomlin docked him a day’s pay for napping on the job.
Fight off her hands, stick out her tush, hands on her hips, go for the bush! Don’t be surprised you’re doing the Ben’s Mistake!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT
HARF HARF HARF
We’ve gotta protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen!
I want to see the sequel, where Plaxico Burress pulls a gun on himself.
Consent? We don’t need no friggin’ consent!
“Now is a time of great decision
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There’s no avoiding this conclusion
Our team is turning into shit.”
Big Ben just pawn in game of life! Harf Harf!!
Chewing gum online eh?
Damn, have to read all comments first.
Woods: Since you are my guest, and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What you like to do?
Roethlisberger: Oh, I don’t know. Play chess, rape.
Woods: Well, let’s play chess.
I was trying to think of a good Hedley Lamarr/Lamarr Woodley joke, but I came up dry.
Jerry Jones: “Throw something on, but stay in that position.”
Peyton Manning, leading the Colts in prayer prior to Super Bowl 44:
“O Lord, do we have the strength to carry off this mighty task in one night?”
“Or are we just jerking off?
@ deweynet — I hope you brought enough for everyone…..
Hide everyone, it’s MongoBen!
hey, i didnt get a harfrummfff outta that guy
you got one showing Warren Sapp punching a horse?
Where the white wimmen at?
//knows Ben will be forgiven if the Stillers go back to the SB this year; despite what PK says to the contrary.
Now we need LSUFreak to work up a “Frank the Tank” clip from Old School.
NEVERMIND THAT SHIT, HERE COMES BEN-GO!
Vhy don’t you admit it? Big Ben is too much of man for you. I know. You’re going to need an army to beat him! You’re finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!
blazing saddles quotes in the comments
Ben: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Tiger: You spare the women?
Ben: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
How’d I do?
*glances again at headline*
I heard that Millegeville changed it to the Number 7 Dance after Ben came to town.
Wrong Mel Brooks movie, man.
“Good morning, Hooters waitress…and isn’t it a lovely morning?”
“Up yours, Tiger.”
I think we’re all indebted to Big Ben for stating what needed to be said. I am particularly glad that these lovely children are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic “Call of Duty” gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.
“Now, I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening to our beloved franchise. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. And that’s just by the quarterback.
The time has come to act, and act fast. . . . STERN WORDS TO PETER KING.”
Also, I can’t be the only one seeing parallels between phony Goodell and Gov. Le Petomane:
“Holy underwear! Sheriff and DA resigned? Innocent women and children raped all over the country? We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph! TWO GAME SUSPENSION. . . .
Goddell tries to explain to THE BEN that he can’t keep raping underage girls in bars. Finally, he sighs, then gives THE BEN a paddleball and says, “Here, play with this.”
THE BEN: ‘This is warped!”
Ben: “Hi Santonio, where you been? I heard you were hung.”
To: “And theys were right!”
What do you mean “you got dick on a Monday morning”? Did Peter King die or something?
/feels like a turd if he did actually die.
Come on, Commissoner Goodell! The way you’re lollygaggin’ around here with them threats of suspension, you’d think it was a hundert an’ twenty rapes. Can’t be more than a hundert an’ fourteen.
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots. – not sure it’s applicable, but view it from the point of innuendo and HOOBOY – that’s quote gold.
I tip my hat to you good sirs.
This video once again proves rape is at it’s funniest when it’s not proven in a court of law.
I bitch slap all yous uptight assen stillers fans.
Ok. We’ll give a little land to the Santonios and the Hineses. But we don’t want the Clausens!
Santonio Holmes: “They lose me right after the bunker scene”
Goddarnit, LSUFreek, you use your fingers prettier than a THIRTY-dollar whore.
Otto is killing it today. Good work sir!
“Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could pull down panties would ride into town to try out the Rapo Ben. I must have raped more coeds than Ted Bundy. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word “rape” in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, “Mount that skank!” I spun around… and there I was, face-to-face with a nineteen-year old kid. Well, I just pulled my pants up and walked away. Little bastard raped me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I’ve been there ever since. “
i guess ben just really loves rape.
Why would you just ASSUME we’re going to quote “Blazing Saddles” in the comments? Maybe we’ll hold back this time on the obvious jokes. Maybe we’ll (glances at comments)…aw, hell:
Tiger: Are we awake?
Ben: WE NOT SURE. ARE WE…BLACK?
Tiger: Yes we are.
Ben: THEN WE AWAKE…BUT VERY PUZZLED. HAPPENS TO THE BEN A LOT.
This is my associate, Lamar Woody.
Sherrif Tiger: “Man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die”
Waco Ben: “When?”