Emotions run high in the postseason. Emotions also cascade down the cheeks of the losers in the form of warm, salty failure. These are felt no more keenly than by these sensitive souls. Sure, they try to tell themselves their teams have exceeded expectations and that they are therefore immune to crestfalling after a title game defeat. Because they’ll need your emotional support, WHO YA GOT?
Emo Eagles______________________________Will Leitch
The Fierce Rune Blade That is the Philadelphia Eagles______The Buzzsaw That is the Arizona Cardinals
Song They Want Collective Soul to Play at Halftime
Recent title from favorite baseball team so you don’t have to feel bad for him
Twilight!________________________Did Woody Allen direct one?
Injury That Follows Loss
Razor blade to the wrist__________________________Cookie sheet to face
Celebration After Win
Tears of fathomable joy________________________Indoctrinating all the new Cardinals fans
Not yet buying into recent good fortune_________________Brushing up on naked Antonio Pierce