Doopy Pantz got the first win of his NFL career on Sunday in the Battle of Ohio. Some deep thinkers have in recent weeks bristled about the accepted notion that Weeden is a demonstrably horrible old man quarterback without hope for future competence. We made no such claim. We just like cruelly making fun of the guy for the thinnest of reasons. And so it is that we deliver this picture of the Browns game program from Sunday taken by a Redditer that lists Doopy Pantz as 129 years old. That explains it. Who wouldn’t have a doopy in their pantz at such an advanced age?
Brandon Weeden Wins Game, Still The Subject Of Ridicule