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Sao Paulo, Brazil – Local sports enthusiast Paulo Paulo was crushed for a second time this year when one yet another one of his favorite teams was decimated on the the world stage. Paulo was heard saying to fans around him after the first German goal, “Well, at least it wasn’t an unnerving safety, we can come back. We led the attack during the opening minutes.” When Germany scored its fourth goal of the match, the third goal in two minutes, Paulo was openly crying, “Oh no, not again” as his hopes plunged to earth.
Paulo missed the lone score for the Brazilian side as he was already outside telling friends there was no way the Oakland Athletics would let him down like Miami Heat just weeks ago.