If you know anything about us, you knew this was inevitable. The only thing that could have made it better is if they got audio of Favre snarling like a pig.
That is simply wonderful.
Brittfar as the Ultimate Warrior: “Queern dunt make da werld work, nawwhatimsayin?”
The Warrior never sold – if stupid Brittfar really was the Ultimate Warrior, he would’ve popped right back up.
/wish he stayed down longer
///i wish he was dead
Also, totally ganking this, with credit, of course, for my blog, since it’s TOPICAL
Cory Wootten is Papa Shango
Quick, one of your nerds make that into a gif.
Now dammit. I’m not smart enough to do it myself.
Now I actually want him to try to come back for another season.
I love that the guy looking over him as he lays motionless on the turf is names “Fairwell”.
Jaworski, you son of a bitch. Stay classy with your subversive internet video making suggestions and relatively penniless back account from owning a arena league franchise.
The Ultimate Warrior had small testes because of steroids. What’s Brittfar’s excuse?
/Peter King still likes to coddle the Gland Barron’s sac in his eager mouth
//pukes at mental imagery
Brett just needs some beer, Vicodin and a 22 year old whore.
Just like the Ultimate Warrior, Brittfar overstayed his welcome, pissed everyone around him off, and tarnished his legacy when he finally quit.
ICOPRO – You’ve gotta want it!
Could I request a gallery of this season’s delightful Favre Injury Photos a la Manningface?
That’s some good wrasslin takedownage.
/Sips beer with pinky out
//The NFL is a better place when Brett Favre is getting the shit knocked out of him.
That douchebag announcer should be waterboarded.
I always felt like Britt was more of a Honky Tonk Man.
On a related (somewhat) note, I encourage everyone to follow The Iron Sheik on twitter. @the_ironsheik. He will fulfill all of your homophobic and anti-Hulk Hogan related twitter needs.
Beautiful, Ape. Simply Beautiful.
I totally missed Jaws calling Brittfarr the Ultimate Warrior. Thanks for reminding me how much of a corporate ass clown he’s become since he stopped playing ball. He and Gruden just feed off of each other’s insanity.
@J4B: It was even more recent than that. Jaws used to be a football dork’s best friend on the old Sunday Night Matchup, breaking down tape better than anyone. The second he got to that MNF booth, he fell victim to the curse of Howard and Dandy Don.
@Sean: Done and done.
I’ve always hated Favre, but mostly because he beat the Bears like a cheap whore in his prime playing days. Now he’s going to be stumbling around his farm in his John Deere tractor, punch – drunk into his old age, because (like Ali) he played way too long. He deserves it, but still sad (a little).
I was really hoping for some Cutlerfucker Sulkatacks as well. Guess not.
@Keith: You are correct sir. I used to love watching him when he was breaking down tape. I actually learned a thing or two every episode. Now he’s catering to the mouth breathing followers of datolhushpuppydeyallcallbrittfarr.
Brittfarr will *always* make sure that he’s in the spotlight, even if he’s not playing. I think all of you know what this means.
That’s right. Next year’s booth for NFL Network’s Thursday Night Football: Millen, Thiesmann and Brittfarr. There’s no avoiding it.
God that video made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The only bad part is that Favre didn’t get to end yet another season with a backbreaking and moronic interception to essentially seal his team’s fate.
Favre just let Wooten get that sack to help Wooten into the record books.
@BBR – actually predicted earlier this year that Brittfar will be in the MNF booth in some fashion next season. It makes too much sense for him not to do it,
Gee, ya think ol’ brett needs some painkillers after that hit?
//not soon enough Prince Hamlet of Mississippi, not soon enough.
Just one more echo of agreement of Jaws’ skillz on the OLD Matchup show. He broke down the ‘all 22’ film like a champ. I missed that show a shit-ton when I was overseas.
Also: The UW’s face paint on Britfars ass about the 0:19 second mark would be glorious.
Oh great, now I feel like a shit-bag for making a request/suggestion. *I was really hoping for a mention of ‘X’ player, blahblahblah.* Fuck!
I can’t be the only one who thought of this….
Is the first player out to check on him really names Farewell?
Micheal Strahan is jealous he can not lay on top of Favre on national TV anymore.
I’ve never been more proud to be an NU alum. Atta boy, Corey.
Damn shame there weren’t more Vikings fans around to watch it. The 40,500 announced crowd was… generous. And that was after resorting to giving free tickets to U of M students.