It’s official: hanging out with tigers is safer than using fireworks. Make hanging out with tigers the new July 4th tradition.
Miami Dolphins Pro Bowl defensive lineman Cameron Wake decided to pose with his hand on the back of a giant tiger then tweeted about it on Monday. It’s possible the tiger was sedated, though those eyes look lucid enough that brutal football player slaughter seems entirely possible. I’m somewhat confused by Wake’s use of crown emoji. Tigers are king of nothing, Cameron. And I’m pretty sure the Dolphins haven’t even won a division title since 2008, the year before Wake came into the NFL.
— Cameron Wake (@Kold91) July 20, 2015