In a just world, this would not only be the last time either of these godheads of incompetence would appear as a head coach on an NFL sideline as the two would be laid out before wheat threshers after the game, but considering how long the Chiefs and the Bengals hate their respective fans, that may not be the case. Hell, they might even be back next year. But let’s pretend this is their respective swan song and they’re gonna get a little crazy. In that case, WHO YA GOT?
Herm Edwards______________Marvin Lewis
What’d He Get His Kid for Christmas?
Lil’ Bastards Choking Kit______________Grenade (pin sold separately)
Will deliver resignation
Attached to flaming arrow_______________Written on bomb (doesn’t detonate)
Shining Achievement with Present Team
One-and-done in playoffs in 2006______One-and-done in playoffs in 2005
Harold Pinter and Eartha Kitt died. Since they come in threes…
Me next!_____________________No, me!
With him gone
That clears the way for more Schottenheimer choking_________Ocho loses a comedy foil
None! He somehow outlasted Carl Peterson________Gets less interesting disrespectful questions than Rod Marinelli
Seppuku________________Hara-kiri (But still given an extension by Mike Brown afterward)