A – RAMA – SHA – DOO
And Purple Jesus is your Least.
No friendly ass slapping for him!
I know no one cares, but that AP fumble and subsequent TD pass from Cutler just won me my fantasy league championship.
in unrelated news, the cowboys are kicking ass. AMERICA!! FUCK YEAH!!
everyones assuming the Eagles have the 2 seed, but they need to beat Dallas first. I think Arizona has a better shot at it actually.
I really wish I could have watched the Land Baron lose that game instead of Purple Judas. At least Favre cried like a bitch for a bailout QB-roughing call on the OT drive previous to the fumble.
My league and my brother’s league’s ff championship swung on the PJ fumble. I was up .05 on that play where the 13 yards gave my opponent the lead and then the ensuing fumble lost the game for him. Pretty much the same story in my brother’s league. Holy crap that was insane. The number of devastating fantasy football stories coming into the ksk mailbox is going to skyrocket.
you drunk, ape? please say you are!
Yep. I’m a fan. Lifetime fan of the Vikes. I commented about this 2 years ago. I don’t care how bad ass or “chiseled” you are; you are not welcome on the team unless you can hang on to the fucking BALL! I fucking love the guy but it can’t be said enough. Hang on to the fucking ball!
//Don’t be surprised to see us draft for RB.
The funny thing is Favre could be sentenced to death for slapping another man’s butt if he was still in Mississippi. (That’s the real reason he came out of retirement.)
Nice Cutler impersonation there, Brett.
I find it very ironic that all my Viking fan friends have been screaming to just put the ball in AP’s hands the last few weeks. Then when they do, he fumbles in crunch time.
Favre played pretty well in the second half, but my soul was warmed by watching him lose, his fault or not. Kiss my ass Favre. You asshole.
…damn, I should have held onto the ball like I did on take 153 of my Nike commercial.
That TD saved me from a potential FG by Longwell that would have lost me the SB. Go Cutlerfucker!
Expect some more pussytubing fans to crawl out of the woodworks, or at least give the site some more hits. Someone on 4chan’s sports board linked to the Rex Ryan posts…
Aromashodu is going out tonight for steaks and hookers. He’s earned it.
And thank you Bears for securing the #1 seed for my Saints. We’ll gladly welcome the Land Baron into the Superdome with open arms.
/gets gun ready
//we don’t like to see men touching other men’s rears round here.
///round here: not New Orleans.
AROMASH AROMASH CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO???
Stupid “enter” key…
anyway… that was a karmic gift that fumble was.
All is just a little more right in this world tonight.
Fuck You Brittney Far-ver-a.
From you coach.
From your teammates.
From your fans.
And mostly FROM ME for making me cheer for Cutlerfucker.
MY GOD… So that is what hell will be like…
Jaws’ twenty five different pronunciations for “Aromashodu” made the game fantastic.
If I were a Vikings fan, one thing would be scaring the crap out of me right now. Brett Favre has yet to unleash a stink bomb of a game. He’s only had one game this season where he threw more than one INT and his lowest QB rating in a game this season is 73.2. In other words, I’d be dreading the moment the other shoe drops. There’s no way he can be this good for so long in a season.
Give the ball to the guy in the Wranglers.
Cable was out, and I didn’t want to go to the bar to watch my Bears remind everyone that they’re not good at football. So of course Cutler decides to have his best game of the season, AND Brett loses, AND the Vikes blow home field…
When you can lock up a coach of Childress’ caliber thru 2013, you have to do it. I love that Vikings fans are drinking the Favre-Koolaid to such an extent that they’ve now turned on AP. Have fun going one-and-out in the playoffs this year!
/probably better than losing via the 1998 Gary Anderson express
//still bitter that we didn’t see Broncos vs Vikings that year
Hey, we gotta beat Dallas first for that 2-spot. Hopefully, another 44-6
sing along with me kids:
CUT – LER
CUT – LER – FUCK
/favre-fuck, romo-fuck, marmalard-fuck
///but nacho just oooooooozes sweetness
9-13 or 16-20 is more like this team and this year isn’t it?
I still say Farthammer should be Least of the Week. He let his wife (or girlfriend, I don’t fucking remember) control the TV while he had to make dinner.
Goddammit that was fun to watch. It almost made me feel better about Polian and Caldwell basically shitting all over the Colts fanbase on Sunday.
//Still hope for 18-1
Wow MB, even in a post completely unrelated to the Colts, you still manage to bring it back to them…
The fuck do the Vikings have to do with the Eagles finishing second in the NFC East? Oh, you mean the conference 2nd seed? Yeah, good luck with that.
I think I’m still drunk from last night, so none of this really happened, right? Right? No? Aw, fuck, looks like it’s suicide again for me.
The latest news is that Peter King watched the video with a heavy sigh …
PK’s thoughts …
” wish I were one of those guys. Do they even know how very lucky they are? This is ultra-exciting. And I am quasi depressed!”
I didn’t bother to read the mass of comments here because frankly I am too damn awesome to waste my time reading every mouth breathing comment from you guys, but I do have to ask if anyone here had the gumption to watch ESPN’s post game, where the announcer refered to Matt Forte as “Matt Fourty”. Amazing.
The only better ending to that game woulda’ been a TIE… then they roll the ball out on the 50 like the USFL did
and make Brittney and Cultlerfucker fight to the death for the ball.
I’m amazed there are Jay Cutler owners who actually made it to the finals.
I am amazed that anyone still thinks the Saints will make the SB after that shit performance AGAINST THE BUCS of all teams.
Let’s give a shout-out to KSK reader Sergio, who’s fantasy game was saved miraculously by the failings of Purple Jesus.
He DID decide against killing himself, right?
@Living with Balls
Nope… that Sulky-faced sh*tbird and his partner in the AXIS OF FAIL (Forte) pretty much kept me out of the playoffs this year. I hope they both choke on cawk…
Is it too soon to ask for Sexy Friday back?
Purple Jesus the least? Didn’t he have over 100 from scrimmy and two touches? Ravens fans and Derrick Mason owners doth protest.
Wo Google mich den ganzen Tag hinbringt :) Interessante Page, ich werde nochmals vorbeischauen.