Well, I know what I’ll be watching on a constant loop for the next six decades.
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I got the idea from a movie about a bus with a bomb on it. They had to speed through the city maintaining a constant speed and if they dropped below that speed, the bus would blow up. I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down”.
That said, I respect the rookie Tashard Choice for giving it his all throughout the entire game, even though many of the “mature” veterans on his team gave up by this point.
the Choice is clear.
Would be funnier if Tashard Choice was a wealthy old dowager, but nice work anyway.
What a time to be alive
The splatter effect was a nice touch
cowboys…I knew they’d choke eventually but christ that was a choke job for the ages.
That had to be a tough choice for Clemens: The ball, or the pie.
Oh, and fuck the Cowboys. As an Eagles fan I loved every minute of it. Thank you Oakland, and thank you Houston!
Just when I thought my smile couldn’t get any wider.
Hilarious. The pie-to-the-face gag only works if the victim, in this case Tashard Choice, has dignity. He clearly does, as he busted ass the entire game. If Romo got a pie to the face, it would just be sad, like break-down-in-tears-while-showering-sad. Oh.
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
“Now pie that brownie, fruitcake!” – Seriously, if he did have a pie, I believe Andy Reid would’ve chased him down, made the strip, and taken that pie 100 yards back to the house for some butter creamery goodness…
Fuck Philly with a hot cow prod
Just to make it extra-sweet pie for Clemons, he is a Georgia Bulldog and Choice is a Georgia Tech Yellowjacket (although I don’t think that they ever played against each other). But who cares!! The Hell with Georgia Tech!
Fuck Philly with Magic’s Johnson
GO VIKES and WHOEVER PLAYS NYG
Fuck Philly with that razor-sharp dildo from the movie Seven.
Many of my friends are Mets and Jets fans, and as such they… well, it hasn’t been a good couple of years, but at least they can now take solace in the fact that someone else choked as bad as Tom Glavine in his last NYM start.
Georgia Bulldog and Choice is a Georgia Tech Yellowjacket
Classic: The Cowboys season summed up in six seconds.
December 29th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Just to make it extra-sweet pie for Clemons, he is a Georgia Bulldog and Choice is a Georgia Tech Yellowjacket (although I don’t think that they ever played against each other). But who cares!! The Hell with Georgia Tech!”
Score check asshole, GT 45, UGA 42
Fuck Philly IN THE GOATASS!!!
@ Jimbo, what if you are a mets and cowboys fan?
…hangs head in shame and waits for villanova basketball to fuck up the upcoming big east games
Lol @ all u filly fags.!! Enjoy your moment in the sun! Lucky as fu@%. Dallas OWNS ur asses, have fun this weekend against B-More, fairweather filly faggots!!!
How do you talk shit about a team that just butt fuck’d your favorite team, and stole their playoff spot…
Football is still gay. Bunch of big guys in tight pants grabbin each other and jumping on top of one another. Positions with names like Tight End and Wide Reciever screaming “Give it to me, I’m open!” And you ever see how excited they get when someone yells, “Hit the showers!” ?
haha all you people saying fuck philly…look what we just did to your team and wait to see what were gonna do with your team this sunday! slut bitch face fags! keep hating your making us look good!
Man there are some real idiots out there… F**K Philly?!?! I don’t think so…. F the Cowboys!!! and next up are the Giants! The Cowboys are a bunch of showboating, overpaid pansies! Tony Homo is not the answer at QB and if you think so, good! We will continue to pound him into the ground as long as he is QB for Dallas. The Cowboys suck ASS!!!
Phillies win the World Series in 2008…. now its the Eagles turn to have their parade! Keep the faith… Believe!!!
ahahahaha f uck Philly is right you little biatches just got your a sses kicked by the Cards……lol You fans talk to much shi t for a team that has not won s hit!!!