So… *cough*. Uhhh… What do we do now again? Like, go outside or something? Talk to people? Work out? Go to brunch so I can drink during the day? Yeah, I like that. I’m gonna go do some brunchin’. I’m gonna brunch hard.
YOU THANK I AIN’T GON BRUNCH???!! OH IM GONNA BRUNCH!!
Sporting-nihility zone would be more tolerable if the weather were even *that* nice.
Rugby sevens is on Universal Sports and later on NBC. It’s currently the only thing keeping me from falling into complete depression on the first sunday with no football… well, rugby and sam adams.
Hey you wankers, Rugby 7s is on on NBC later today! And it’s on on NBC Universal right now.
SO MUCH RUGBY!!!!
Brunch? Reheated nachos and beer? Brunch.
Rugby is like turkey bacon. So close, yet so so far.
Bloody mary and a western omelette. Fuck yes.
Ate brunch, watched Party Down, now watching basketball. Later I’ll watch some highlights of Derrick Thomas’ 7 sack game and then drink until I can’t feel feelings.
I’m not drinking because of Derrick Thomas. I’m not like that Otto Person.
Some rich bastard is looking for a house in Aruba on HGTV.
I hate him.
im gonna watch this and drink as i decihper the code
I don’t drink because of Derrick Thomas. But I don’t stop drinking because of him either.
Does cranking one out to tentacle porn qualify as brunch? Hypothetically speaking of course… yeah, hypothetically.
@UCL; does it have spanking in it? I’m just asking hypothetically, of course.
This may help:
@Moose – Hypothetically the tentacles do some semi-quasi-spankesque actions. Hypothetically.
On a different note the sports landscape is so bleak right now that I’m watching NASCAR… … qualifying. And by “watching” I mean it’s on as background noise while I do stuff on the computer. Aah the ambiance of Darrel Waltrip. Help me!
So… *cough*. Uhhh… What do we do now again?
Instead of watching football, I just got back from the gym. Instead of drinking beer and eating fried food, I’m going to make a sandwich and daydream about wild animals mauling Roger Goodell.
What’s the more annoying Fox Sports mascot, the NFL Robot or the NASCAR Gopher?
I think hibernation until September is a viable option.
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Dunno, but they’re both infinitely more tolerable when you’re drunk or high. NASCAR party over here, woo!
All this spank-talk is arousing me. I think I’ll murder a gopher then eat a Little Debbie Banana Pudding Roll.
Not sure if the NASCAR Gopher is a real or fake thing. It sounds so preposterous, and yet… we have Cleatus…
This orange ball just doesn’t cut it. I miss Cris Collinsworth.
I’ll be giving the Sid Meier’s “Civilization” franchise a little revisit. A man needs to obsess over SOMETHING. I anticipate a real good season for the Zulus.
/needs no excuse to drink during the daytime
I will spend my time researching facts that will have absolutely no use in polite conversation or be useful in my day to day existence. But one day I might half remember something I can post about incorrectly.
@85; QUIT DOING THINGS RIGHT, GODAMNIT!!
Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
“I miss Cris Collinsworth.”
Is there a surgical procedure in which this can be cut out of a person? Worth looking into . . .
I hear college basketball doesn’t have all of the drama that pro does, and therefore none of the problems. Except one, its still basketball.
Actually I think my withdrawl is being delayed due to the utter douchiness that was the superbowl, is that like a psychological effect or something? I’m sure it will come eventually, but at least the edge was off.
The answer is basketball, you get to watch some brothers fuck wit some honkey-ass crackers, shit’s unreal.
I just brunched my fiance’ twice.
My first thought after seeing this picture is Curley singing “Tumblin’ Tumbleweeds” in City Slickers.
My first thought after seeing this picture is Curley singing “Tumblin’ Tumbleweeds”
Bored football fan is bored
[fuckyeahdementia.tumblr.com] is only sort of cutting it.
Found a new pub in town that does bottomless drinks for brunch. Got drunk, hung out at the beach, got high. I think substance abuse and warm weather will get me through the offseason. Just as a warning though, if the Vikings announce a move I’ll likely be on a homicidal rampage for a good month or two, may burn down the stadiums in Jacksonville and San Diego. It’ll be a fun family trip if anyone wants to join.
Sorry, was asleep all morning, woke up with a boner, took a picture of it, sent it to a girl for her Valentine’s Day present, and went back to sleep. Anything going on?
Finished up a poem I’d been working on for my date tomorrow…is it a bad thing if the footnotes to the obscure references in the poem are three times longer than the actual poem itself?
/doesn’t think you should need a footnote to explain the implicit (and titillating) metaphor between Cocytus, the Holy See and Plato’s Cave
//isn’t everyone familiar with Genesis 38 off the top of their head?
///probably not getting laid tomorrow
As long as there’s a slice of melon involved. Can’t have brunch without melon.
/Random Simpson reference
1) Hockey in HD
2) NCAA MEN’S Basketball
5) Daily fapping to “Sexy Friday”
I drove around town today at 1:30 wondering why I felt so lost. And then it hit me.
7s Rugby is alright, but it’s like watching flag football compared to 15s Rugby. Which btw BBC-A shows saturdays.
Sevens is a really bad introduction to rugby.
Go to your local rugby bar and watch Six Nations XVs on satellite.
Hey, we’re only 2/3 of the way through soccer season.
My-ah love for Tottenham Hotspur is more-ah deep than your-ah love for Tottenham Hotspur! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
/No, it’s ok, I’ll show myself out.
I don’t know about you guys ,but I’m going to spend some quality time with my wif….
Bwahahahahahaha…. Damn… almost got that sentence out.
Spurs suck. And it’s really no wonder Simmons would pick a side with a cock as their mascot.
1-0 to the Arsenal!
I walked the dog
literally walked the dog…..
One thing we can do is bitch and moan endlessly about this list:
Mel Blount @ 44? Is that some kind of joke?
They changed the way the game was played entirely because of Mel Blount and the receiver-destroying tactics he perfected, then made the Pro Bowl anyway.
The 5-yard/auto 1st down illegal contact penalty was instituted because they wanted to open up the passing game and Blount and guys like him were beating receivers senseless from the LOS to the whistle.
You think receivers have it tough now? Go back and watch some highlights from the 70s. Receivers were getting completely killed over the middle, “defenseless” didn’t enter into it.
See, we could talk concussions, too!
And the labor situation.
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