You know, I sat through the entire ponderous spectacle that was Texans and Jaguars on Monday night and I can’t remember anything beyond an endless procession of turnovers and a bunch of scores after the game was already decided. In my drunken haze, I still managed to get a few amusing crowd shots and allow me to share them with you.
Gotta love the two-toned Oilers/Texans helmet. I’m surprised Laura Quinn hasn’t whipped this one out yet.
And we all know Texans fans have graduated from Bovine University.
Feather boas, they’re the hottest football viewing accessory since the team logo garter belt.
The star-faced sneetches, the only Dr. Seuss creation to root for unwatchable football teams. Except the Lorax, everyone knows that fucker loves the bird teams.