A woman is somewhat distraught about going to Redskins camp in Richmond and coming away without a single autograph. Laugh if you want, but I’d be pretty upset if Robert Griffin The Duck wouldn’t sign for me either.
Poor girl. Tough break.
Do people just immediately take to the internet to broadcast their minor disappointments now? Is that how it is?
Going to Redskins training camp is sad.
Being this upset that you didn’t get anyone’s autograph is sadder.
But filming yourself sobbing and then posting it on the fucking internet is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
Yeah it is amazing how every minor disappointment is magnified on the internet.
I think this lady is doing a “Leave Britney ALONE” schtick.
But maybe she’s afraid of ducks, also. Or the number 10.
If you replace “sad” with “FUCKING IDIOTIC” you’d be correct.
/except for FUCKING IDIOTICest.
First her husband wouldn’t take her on the lake, now this.
Shoulda taken her on the lake and come back alone.
Dan Snyder is a real asshole.
Cousins would have given her an autograph IMO. What do you expect from “somebody” like Griffin (no offence).
Don’t cry ma’am, RGII will send you some dick pics shortly*.
RGII is shorter tho.
Ryan Kerrigan would have signed but he was … busy. Just look at the size of that lunch pail/bucket I mean come on.
Must be tough to carry a lunch pail with those fancy gloves. And an eye shield? I mean come on.
THIS GAL, I CALL HER THE RUINED ORGASM. SHE GOT BETWEEN THE SHEETS BUT NEVER FINISHED THE DRIVE.
I’ll give her something to cry about, if you know what I mean…
(I mean, I’ll kick her in the shins and take her lunch money.)
Hey lady! Didn’t you see the booth where Dan Snyder was selling them for $700 apiece?
We couldn’t even get Sav Rocca to punt this bitch?
Where was the Sex Canon when all this happened?