It appears Kellen Winslow is suffering from an acute case of gigantism!
Damn that tonic!
/drinks 3 bottles
On the depth chart behind Winslow – Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown…
could be worse. he could think he’s a chicken.
You could date him, but you’ll have to sit in back, since his nuts ride shotgun.
He just drank too much revitalizing nerve tonic.
I think that he came down with a touch of the AIDS from Brady.
When Sistah Souljah’s nuts get as big as Romeo Crennel’s ass I’ll be impressed.
Winslow’s nuts don’t look so big in that photo. They look like two copies of Sigur Ros’ (), but they don’t look so big.
Gigantic nuts… a.k.a. gulf-war syndrome.
At least his dick is still three inches long.
Brady Quinn wants pictures….
Braylon Edwards bet Sistah Souljah he’d score more TD’s than his nutz hang in inches. If he lose he gotta come out as Michael Phelps bitch…if Sistah Souljah lose he gotta come out as Brady Quinn’s bitch.
I have it on good authority that his nuts are the size of grapefuits due to a allergie to Steroids. Seriously
+1 Johnny Bingo for the ‘Weird Science’ reference.
He still needs to shave those sideburns
i believe you mean +1 for the breakfast club reference…
Jose Canseco does not see the problem with this affliction.
Derek Anderson unavailable for comment.
Don’t you think that sometimes God hates you? I finally win a game and now my TE’s balls are swollen. Great.
@Marmalard’s Asking Me: So you’re suggesting that the Lieutenant’s hospital stay might be one of that corksucker Romeo’s fargin’ tricks?
Droppin’ balls, suckin’ balls, horse balls, giant balls – that team has some problems.
…”Homer and The Straw.”
It’s like there’s a party in my mouth, and everyone’s invited!