Drake Writes Song About Johnny Manziel, Global Warming Will Make The Planet Uninhabitable, We’re All Going To Die Alone

Brace yourselves for this one, guys. The Aggies blog Good Bull Hunting has uncovered a song that Degrassi star and Canadian rapper Drake has written about Johnny Manziel, who is apparently a big fan.

Now would be a good time to go through your contacts on your cellphone, find your mom, wife, boyfriend, brother, or another loved one, and just give them a call for the hell of it. Hear their loving, soothing voice and let it slowly chip away at the knowledge that we now live in a world where rich white southerners can have rap songs written about them by former child actors from Canada. Forget about that and tell your grandma you love her. I promise, it’ll make you feel better.

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