Breesus took home an ESPY in the all-important category of Who Gives A Sh*t It’s An ESPY. Proud, proud moment, to be sure. As pointless as the award is, Brees did give a memorable acceptance speech in which he rattled off the nicknames of his offensive teammates and equipment people. Even the equipment guys get nicknames? Damn, that’s more to remember than the playbook.
Among the nicknames listed, we got Lance Romance, Baby Brontosaurus and Avatar. Nothing for Lil’ Nuk-Nuk and Wee-Bey? Ah well, next time.
I’m pretty sure @drewbrees called me an avatar! Can I get a cameo in the next movie?
— Jimmy Graham (@TheJimmyGraham) July 12, 2012