This particular faceplant occurred after the Redskins win over the Giants on Monday night two weeks back. I never said blunders need be timely for me to laugh at them.
For those who aren’t familiar with the deathscape that is FedEx Field, this stumbling drunk is actually trying to do the responsible thing by taking public transit. Except doing so requires making a mile trek from the stadium to the nearest Metro stop. Under normal conditions, that’s easily doable. When in this state of intoxication, it’s a bit more of a challenge.