EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY – The Bounty On Brett Favre’s Tissue Box Is Now $50

07.02.08 9 years ago 56 Comments

PETER KING, FEBRUARY 5th:

I love how Favre announced he was coming back on the Friday of Super Bowl week, and told the local paper in town. That is so classic Favre. He picked the time where the world would be most focused on something else, so he could get the minimum amount of attention. Beautiful.

PETER KING, MARCH 4th:

I think he’d rather edge his 465 acres in Hattiesburg, Miss., and worry about how to contain the runaway beaver population than to have the bright lights on him, even in a small town like Green Bay, for five months a year.

Favre loved being just a guy.

BRETT FAVRE, APRIL 4TH:

“It’s crazy to me that I’m the guy they’re all talking about, and the story is out there everywhere, and I have nothing to do with it,” he said. “It’s not something I’m thinking about. It’s kind of funny. Even when I’m retired, they won’t let me stay retired.”

TODAY:

According to Chris Mortensen on ESPN’s NFL Live, Brett Favre is seriously considering coming back to the NFL for one more season. Mortensen said Favre told Packers’ coach Mike McCarthy that he has the “itch to play again.” ESPN’s NFL Live broke the news exclusively at the 4 p.m. hour. Packers’ conrerback Al Harris reiterates. “He’s got the itch.”

What a shock. I’m sure he’s coming back for love of the game. THEY KEEP PULLIN’ YA BACK IN, BRETTY! I’m sure it has nothing to do with being a shameless, gaping gash for attention.

Get fucked, assbag. I got something for you to itch. It’s called poison oak. I hope it gets on the inside of your dick.

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