HAHAHA! Get it? Not Dolphins the AFC East rivals but dolphins the marine mammals! LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!1
People, we need to band together and stop paying attention to T.O. And by “band together” I mean “collectively raise $25,000,” and by “stop paying attention to T.O.” I mean “use that money to hire a professional to make it look like an accident.” Because at this point I’d almost prefer a story about Favre.
…dying. A story about Brett Favre dying.