Ow-uh fackin’ mashed-up mascawt calf tattoos ahhh bettah then your-ah mashed-up mascawt calf tattoos! Wawtch me flex! Hey Scawtty, bring me anothah Twisted Tea!
Thanks to Derrick for the photo.
Sigh. Just when you think it couldn’t get any more difficult to defend NE…
The all-white Nikes are also an apt representation. Fuck me.
All right that is bad. But all I will say is that I can find 10x worse things about the Steelers, AND you are intentionally scraping the bottom of the barrel. If we went and looked at the worse things we could find from every team or every city, I’m sure that would barely be in the top 10.
I have to laugh knowing that this guy felt like a genius when he came up with the idea. And he must have paid a ton, the work on the tattoo does not look like a drunken trip up to a back alley in New Hampshire.
I bet there are fucking Bahstonians who think that that is too much.
And people ask me why I moved out of Massachusetts….
I bet this guy chugs Twisted Tea and smokes 100 cigs a day b/c he obviously “leaves it all out on the field”.
I hate Boston fans/sports teams as much as any other, but I have to admit that’s a sweet tattoo.
I hope that guy contracts aids for that awful tat. are bostonians not the worst people in the world?
barely the top 10? I think this clearly puts the Boston douchebaggery ahead of the pack
Oh my facking gawd, the Revolution can’t catch a facking break heyah. Throw us sawker fans a bone. Worst mascawt idear EVAH.
I’ve seen worse calf-tats than this though. A costume crewmember of a play I was in a while back got the name of every musical he ever did tattooed on his calves. I’m talking CATS and 42nd St. and about ten other plays tattooed in 2-inch high, full color letters all over his legs. He was an unhappy fellow.
I have to agree with Sportzak here……..you just have to admire his homerism.
I’D LIKE TO SEE A FACKIN YANKEES FAN DO THAT!!!
I come here for that flickrdreams link and you show me an irishman’s calf?
Throw me in the category of people who think the tattoo is half decent. I do think that the calf is a dumbass place for it though, and the triceps would be a better location. Still, that would probably require inking over a Dropkick Murphy’s tatoo, something the man in question could not tolerate.
You-ah can’t undahstand ow-uh loyalty!
How did you guys get close enough to Simmons to take that photo?
A douchetastic display of doucheticity. The gayest thing ever bar has been raised again.
How about a tattoo of Lebron with an Indian headdress holding a football? I mean fumbling a football.
I’ll give him credit for this much, his ‘artist’ wasn’t a blind man suffering through the DTs like this guy’s: [tinyurl.com]
Three championshipless teams = one epic fail tat
Nice to see Peter King’s got some ink done.
Douchebags come in two flavors: plain and fancy. This douchebag is fancy.
It’s John Merrick as Pat the Patriot!
That brought extreme joy to this Saturday in snowy Colorado. The best part is that it is on his calf.
Fucking Caps. FUCKING CAPS!
here’s some even bigger d-bags–
seriously, I’m all for this site giving BAAAWSTON fans shit but in the interest of douchebaggery fairness there are far worse than that ankle tattoo.
“are bostonians not the worst people in the world?”
yes. i am. and I will eat your children.
I’ll keep saying it until it stops being surpassed:
That is the gayest thing since Gay came to Gaytown.
I have to echo HoC’s comment.
I’ll take PAINTHER PRAHD any day over south shore douchebags like Mr. Calf-Tat up there.
Would a tattoo of Doug Flutie on one calf throwing to Gerard Phelan on the other calf be epicdouchier?
Douchey? Somewhat. Nice legs though.
just in honor of that I’m posting below
Fahkin crazy the way you-ah ah all hating the beauty of Bahstan sparts. I fackin represent the fine people not only of the much beloved Celtic Fahkin’ Nation, but the great fans that live faheveh knowing that Bobby Orr has the facking best photograph in the history of taking fahkin pictures…
When you live knowing that you ah paht of Red Sawx Nation, you can tell the fahkin dahkies to take the A-train back to fahkin fagville and feel like you did ’em a fayvah.
This home-ige to Bahstan is the least I could evah do. When St. Petah lets me cut the whole fahkin line and join Samuel Fahkin Adams and the Splendid Spintah, and the ghost of Nomah I’ll make sure to weah these same sneekahs and sharts so that ever faking jewyorkah can see that owe-ah greatness has beat them into heaven.
What the fuck is the A-train? If you’re going to make fun of this shithole, at least get the name of the T right.
The tough part was getting John Kerry to pose for the tattoer.
Is there anyone in Mass. that isn’t a Douche?
I see what you did there.
zzz…another topic hating on the best sports city in America. Be sure to stay tuned for the Bruins upcoming Stanley Cup victory. That’ll be what…7 total titles this decade? Not even counting teams like the BC Eagles.
Keep hating, cocksuckers.
@dr. weems: take it from a boston sports fan who appreciates the value of not being a ksk lightning rod… keep it to yourself, man.
Dr. Weems is oddly silent about the Celts losing at home to the Bulls. I hope he got a complimentary “Bahstan is Brothahood” dental dam at the game.
Be sure to stay tuned for the Bruins upcoming Stanley Cup victory.
Why don’t we wait to see if they actually, like, beat the Habs first?
How bout them Pirates?
The Pirates suck and will continue to suck in perpetuity. But who gives a shit? Baseball is gay. Have fun giving Peter King a handjob with your mouth while skipping the NFL Draft to watch the Sawx.
I love it. The legendary faithful of Bruins Nation coming out of the woodwork now that their team is actually winning again. And what exactly have the BC Eagles accomplished? Annual losses in the ACC Championship? Stumbling into the NCAA tournament? Why not really grasp at straws and discuss the great Boston University victory in the Frozen Four.
Have fun giving Peter King a handjob with your mouth
What, Moutheyes weren’t enough nightmare fuel? Now we’re going to be subjected to Fingerteeth?
Yeah BU might have won this year, but we still won it last year. We’ll take what mediocre sporting accomplishments we can get.
/ not from Boston originally
// Sox are still unbearable