Eric Berry Has Crippling Horse Phobia

11.13.12 5 years ago 19 Comments

Remember all those screenplays and poems that Chiefs safety claimed to have written while on injured reserve last year? After this Inside the NFL segment about Berry’s equinophobia, I now imagine most of them to be horror stories about horse murders or seemingly pleasant episodes in Berry’s life that were ruined by berserk mares.

The first 40 seconds of the clip are about Berry’s acute horror terror. A few quotes:

“Aw hell nah, there go that horse. I don’t f*ck with that horse.”

“The horse. I gotta wait ’til the horse pass. I don’t mess with horses, bruh. Straight up. Might come over here and throw a tantrum.”

“Hold up, coach, that horse out there. That horse. Oooh, she need to go on ahead with that horse. I don’t fool with no horses, boy. Hell nah.”

Awww, don’t worry, the mean horse lady isn’t gonna get you. You’re fine. Shhh. Shh. Quiet thoughts.


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