This picture is worth a thousand $25 million Brentwood mansions.
Just spamming this. Dor sho gha!
I like what you’re doing there, Fek. How does that google groups thing work?
Uh, I think I set it up so anyone can comment. You can for sure if you have a gmail account. It also helps to be really blown on painkillers.
So so sweet!
My new cell wallpaper
Short of a meteor striking LucasOil stadium tonight, this was the worst possible outcome for a ‘Skins fan. Giants have more Super Bowls now (4 to 3), Eli has 2 and is a HOF lock as long as Peter King lives.
Brady trolling the player photos was the only redeeming part of the game.
The mental image of Tiki Barber crying himself to sleep tonight should please us all. Let’s not forget that.
@SIT: Tiki losing makes everyone win. I call That Guy: Cunty Fumblesaurus
What’s Tiki’s total ring count?
That would be -1. No Super Bowl rings, one rescinded wedding ring.
If only he’d found the same superpowers the Chronicle kids had, that pass would have been superpowered onto Welkah’s chest.
Now comes the era where Eli is the new Tebow. At least until the draft
so at the end of the day the lesson learned is that football hates us all and is the worst right?
Some chick earlier; “He is so handsome in defeat.” It would have been impolite to spray her with beer, and a waste of good IPA.
When you were finished with the beer, you could have used the empty bottle as a blunt force object on her head. He’s douchey in defeat or in victory.
Plus Kate Upton’s nipples.
Anyone talented enough in Photoshop to replace that palm with an Ugg?
The masses DEMAND THIS!
(mostly, just me.
That is beautiful.
“Quick attempt.” Success!
Aw Tom don’t feel bad. Just go home and sleep on large piles of money next to the hottest woman on the planet
His sleep number is $57 million.
Actually, I think Eli’s wife is 10x hotter.
Plus she’s easy.
The unwashed masses have already begun to turn on him
Those people are fucking idiots.
What a dick. yeah, brady really sucks. he’s the equivalent of jim kelly. asshole. boston fans are quickly eclipsing pittsburgh fans in my world for most disliked.
I would allow them to upgrade to Tebow; GRITTY!
This game just served to reinforce the fact that the Ravens should’ve been in it. I’d have much rather watched Flacco get kerploded by the combined forces of the Giants’ DL while I cursed at the TV and drove away all those closest to me.
You hurt those you love the most.
so fucking stupid
where is your biased god now, bawston?
Stop trying to make biased god happen, Pierce.
Well that’s a wrap on the 2011-12 NFL Season, I’d give it a 6/10 rating, lot of mediocre games and tremendous inconsistency throughout the league. Though there were a couple memorable games like NO- SF. Tebowmania was a dreadful experience but we got through it together komrades.
When is the draft?
As far Tebowmania is concerned, I fear this isn’t the end, or even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
The two best games began and ended the Saints season. Tebowmania coincided with 5 straight weeks of The Whitest Guy On Earth (After Bob Costas) & Pheel Seeums. Horrible and awful.
I give this season a D+ due to my local affiliate giving me nothing but shit play-by-play all year long (does Tony Siragusa own a fucking house around Seattle?).
It is going to be the shit here in Denver; a 3rd round draft choice or a mediocre back-up will beat him out soundly when they put in a real offense and then the Teboner fan will rain “he was robbed; it’s because he loves jesus!”
I enjoyed the shit out of this season; some teams adjusted to no off season “OK” while others didn’t. There where a lot of games that were fun to watch for me. Maybe it is because I am old enough to remember replacement players and strike shortened seasons.
I have taken great pleasure in mocking all of the vapid women who supported the Patriots solely because of Brady.
Choke on your tears, Boston.
the sudden silence of the group of peroxide-blonde shrieking harpies in Brady jerseys behind me at the bar was truly, truly glorious
I mean, I could understand them being so attracted to him if he was actually interested in women. All those bimbos know Brady’s gay, right?
I apologize for that abortion of a sentence. I’m going to sleep now.
Kevin; reference Tebow mania; at last Brady can play QB.
Fuck Tebow. I’m a Bears fan first but I’m also a Chargers fan.
Well, the Dolts should have been able to beat a team with a high school offense…. but they couldn’t now could they?
Please don’t remind me.
If this is truly the year the world ends, then the Giants are your champions for all eternity.
There are so many aspects of this game that I have already masturbated to. I am glad to have one more. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheers to you, Nippo, and other Giants fans. Carl from ATHF is sooo wasted right now.
Carl thinks he got laid, but the stain is just rat poison.
Let’s not forget the real story, folks: David Carr has won a Super Bowl ring.
And he joins Brian “White Mamba” Scalabrine in the ranks of athletes who have more rings than LeBron James.
So which writer is assigned to do this year’s “Fuck You, Giants fans” post? I’m hoping it’s Unsilent Majority.
And now some words from Bill Simmons: “WAAAAHHHH! This was NAWT FAIH! The Greatriots didn’t lose because Eli done a lucky throw to another DAHKIE just like in 2008! So the Patriots won really! I’m off to write 20,000 words comparing this game to Hoosiers. Go Pats!”
Actually, this is all he’s tweeted since the game began. Such sweet silence.
Turns out God doesn’t give a shit about the prayers of a Brazilian supermodel and her star athlete boyfriend.
Nice work, Lord. Up top!
This picture will keep me feeling warm & fuzzy until spring training and Wrestlemania, thanks guys!
Come on. It’s just awesome that Brady helped lose the game on his two attempts to chuck the ball downfield (safety and interception). Perfect season finale for somebody that hates the dink and dunk.
“I knew I shouldn’t have tried to throw the ball more than five yards. Bad stuff just always happens.”
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SpyGate continues to hang over the Greatriots. A wonderful, schadenfreude-y, delicious hangover.
Fuck. FUCK. I FUCKING HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GAH WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE FUCKING GIANTS???????? Holy shit I hate football.