Thank God for local Fox affiliates like KVVU in Las Vegas. If it weren’t for them we would never have been exposed to Jose and his groundbreaking analysis of the canine psyche. [Adam Riff via @TheGreatJT]
I just e-mailed this post to 3,000 of my closest friends.
Funniest thing ever.
Yes, the dogs should’ve walked away. Especially the ones mounted on the rape stand, or the ones who had their testicles electrocuted.
/urge to kill rising
Jose = the Mexican Karl Pilkington?
Maybe your urge to recognize a joke should rise instead.
The next KSK Guest Blogger: Jose from Las Vegas.
C’mon! Those dogs were dressed like they wanted it..
yeah, those dogs were just begging for a fight.
I wouldn’t want to go on a date with this fella, unless I was dressed head to toe in a burkha.
Yeah! All those pacifist dogs that walked away can just get out of this here country. We don’t want their kind around.
@ stu: 3,000 of your favorite friends? I feel bad for the 7,000 mediocre ones who didn’t get this.
I feel the same way about Plaxico Buress. That shooting wasn’t his fault. His thigh had every chance to walk away from that bullet and chose instead to stand its ground.
Glad Brett is back in the NFL. He’s not the first to throw interceptions and won’t be the last. Besides, it’s in a land baron’s nature to throw interceptions. The receiver had every chance to make the reception but they choose short-arm it. It’s the receivers fault, so people, please lay off Favre.
you’re all forgetting that Vick had each of those dogs put their mark on a waiver of liability
Is Jose code for Pac-Man Jones?
time to thin the herd in las vegas
According to Jose Mexico?
It’s true. I was betting some dog fights recently and one of ’em just put his robe back on and walked out. Lost serious $$$ on that quitter.
Tune in for next week …. Glad Favre is back in the NFL. He’s not first to rape the loyalties of fans who loved him and won’t be the last. Besides, it’s in a fans nature to like rape. The fans had every chance to walk away but they chose to get raped. It’s their fault, so people, please lay off Favre.
OK Jose, that’s it. We’re taking away your right to vote.
Won’t someone build a wall?
Those fucking Jews, man. They coulda walked away from those concentration camps, too. Blame the liberal media for painting Hitler a bad guy.
yeah, but the dogs only filed a civil suit against Vick.
I tried walking away from a dog fight once. Sumbitch bit my ass. So I grabbed him. I choked him and I kicked the shit out of him. That was my pleasure.
Yesterday I found out about the Favre signing and cat massage, and this is still the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
RE SL22 Says:
“Maybe your urge to recognize a joke should rise instead.”
Calling Jose stupid is more fun.
@SL22: Not Jose, but Ron Mexico and his ilk. Yes, what Jose said was funny. Also, did you guys hear Favre is back???
Thank you Slash. My jaw just fell when I read this one. I suppose Jose could be satirizing this and FOX news knew that etc. etc. I choose to believe Jose is an ass that really thinks this. That seems more likely to me.
Was gonna say something about knee ligaments pussing out and tearing when they could’ve been tougher when hit with 4000pp/sq inch of Bernard Pollard helmet.
/think that joke is about played out
//still wrote the post though
I have 2 Great Danes.
The only thing they will fight is my ass for the big couch.
I wonder what the betting line is like for how soon this Jose is ‘discovered’ by local PETA and shot.
Jose knows from his experiences fighting cocks in the Dominican Republic.
I bet Jose is asking if they can put a 7 on these:
yes exactly.. the smart cocks.. they would turn around and hop away if they didnt want to fight.. these dogs, like humans, should be responsible for their actions.. remember folks.. people dont kill people.. guns kill people
It’s even money in Vegas that Jose isn’t a citizen.
better yet TPT, it’s 5-1 that Jose could get you to a cockfight within thirty minutes.
Just so proud to be from Vegas.
When those strippers bent down to pick up my cheese, they were asking for it, I mean, they knew they would get choked and went for the ones anyway. It’s their fault, ABABABABABA CHUH CHUH
On another note, I received my Football Fan’s Manifesto in the mail yesterday, just in time for my flight tomorrow.
WTF, Throw this guy into the fighting ring with the pitbulls and tell him just walk away.
Fucking stupid people in this world.
Since the guy is capable of stringing several semi-rational English sentences together, he obviously is not stupid enough to believe what he writes. I wish I could say the same for you ignorant latino-bashers.
I suppose it’s also a woman’s fault when she’s raped.
Vick needs to be hung high. ‘Nuff said. The moral greatness of a nation can always be judged by how it treats its animals.
when did the broads from ‘feministing’ start leaving comments here?
I’ve seen stupid people before, but never so many in a single place. To those who think its a joke, I guess your limited intellectual ability you also make fun of women and children being abused too… To the sports fans who support the Neanderthal, being that he’s such a great role model for today’s youth, shameful hope you haven’t procreated.