GAHHHHHH WE DONE GOT TO EVACUATE!!!!

By: 09.12.08  •  23 Comments

HURRICANE’S A COMIN’, FOLKS! WE GOTTA GIT OUTTA THIS DANG TOWN! TAKE ONLY WHAT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! DARLENE, GO GIT THE WATER!

BOBBYE JANE SUEANN, ROUND UP THE PORK AND BEANS!

BILLY RAY JOE BOB, GET ME MY GUN WHAT FOR SHOOTIN’ THEM BLACK FOLK!

IS THAT EVERYTHING?

RAYLENE, LEAVE THOSE STUPID TEXANS WHERE YOU DONE FOUND THEM! I TOLD YOU, TAKE ONLY WHAT IS NECESSARY! NOW, WHERE’S MY COWBOYS CAR FLAG?!

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