“Happy Veterans Day, my fellow soldiers! Say, you remember that one time, when we were in the shit? That was AWESOME.”
Thanks Kellen, we had some rough times over there, didn’t we?
I’ve seen some things, man. And I’ve seen some stuff.
I wouldn’t recommend it
Every night I wake up screaming. I can’t get the thoughts of Cleveland out of my head.
The horror. The horror!
/thinking about last Thursday night
Seriously – fuck the browns.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire on the banks of the Cuyahoga. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Brecksville Dam. All those moments will be lost in time… like staph infections immersed in Penicillin. Time to inject.
He’s always reliving the pain…of the tattoo needle.
I lost my hearing to a bazooka round in little big horn.
/played K Low and his staphtastic testicles this past week, fuck and yes!
Or was that Okinawa? The one without the Indians!
“Were you in the shit?”
“Yeah, I was in the shit.”
Yeah Kellen’s a dipshit, but now that’s he’s got twinkletoes throwing him the ball, he can be the soldier he’s always dreamed of being.
/just don’t ask him to tell you what that means
“Suburban San Diego can be a real jungle”
At least that’s what Kendra Wilkinson has been trying to tell us for 5 seasons of Girls Next Door. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a drum circle to attend over in Ocean Beach.
Now if he was playing in Detroit, that would be a more credible war zone.
some bitch on the price is right was just playing the clock game, it was a lot like this.
“I never thought I’d be able to shoot down a German plane, but last summer I proved myself wrong!”
Unfortunately for K Low the second – his quarterback is unable to join him in the trenches.
‘Cause he’s gay, you see.
Is that a testicle enlarged by staph infection in his football pants, or is he just happy to see us?
Is that supposed to be his war face? Because I’ll tell you, that’s not much of a war face.