Part African warrior, part unstoppable cosmic terror, Zulu Cthulhu gon’ ruin your day.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
/Seriously though, good choice.
Or I do my Epic Fail CutlerFucker Pouty Face!
THE RUNNING BACK THAT SHOULD NOT BE
Shaka Chtulu sounds better, but Zulu Chtulu works.
Two thumbs up!
It’s said that Defensive Coordinators who merely gaze upon a few seconds of game footage with Zulu Cthulu immediately drop to the floor and die of massive body spazams… if they are lucky.
It should have been Blumpkinfarts
weak. bye bye ksk
It’s Ry’leh not that bad.
SHOULD HAVE BEEN PEYTON!
Even defensive riflemen stand little chance against Zulu Chtulhu.
Wait. We have to READ in order to get the jokes now?
This would never have happened when Chris Berman was in charge of nicknames…
Long live the “Old Ones”
Can’t you just dumb down the meaning of his nickname for the masses like TWWL? That would be great. Still loves Cop Speed, The Human Tornado and Whiplash Johnson.
/who gets the prize?
How you pronounce that?
If my reading of Wikipedia is right, it’s “ka-thoo-loo.”
So, when do we get the Zalgo/Zulu Cthulu photoshops?
Metallica has a song called The Call of Ktulu on Ride the Lightning, so that’s cool. However, Lovecraft was a racist from Providence, RI. If he were alive today he would no doubt be a Red Sox and Pats fan.
Arcane horror/sci-fi angle acceptable because it rhymes. Catchy.
Well good thing is he has tactics the British haven’t seen before so hes’s got that going for him, unfortunately, they will figure him out and take him over in a few years or so.
But then he will just eat them, so win-win I guess.
From now on, all Tennesse Titans game film will have to be checked out of the library from Miskatonic University.
The R’yleh Titans have a great RB.
is it too late to nominate porsche monkey?
/lil’ bit racist
Fair enough. Now how do we get Gruden to say it three times?
i think it’s only fitting that LenDale now be referred to as Lovecraft.
In the spirit of Gus, I would’ve gone with “Black OJ”.
So ZC’s kids will be star-spawn?
Fisher is Lovecraft.
LenDale is Nyarlathotep, aka “The Crawling Chaos”
Bud Adams is the “Elder Thing”.
I don’t TomSellecksMustache’s suggestion to be forgotten. I second the vote that LenDale should now be referred to as Lovecraft. Superb!
Does that make VY Azathoth?
/put down your crack pipes and google blind idiot god, poorly read mouth breathers.
love it, still needs a gold grill though
this i overtly racist
Cthulu has nothing on Crom.
Nuts. And I thought I had just come up with a really good one: Jailbreak.
I know, I can’t believe they’re hating on the Cthulhu and his fellow Vhoorlians.
Solid, but I lik0de Dashville Hennessy better.
Just awesome. I applaud you, good sirs.
Damn, that was gonna be my next one. I was that close to internet stardom.
He’s going to be in Avatar, right?
CJ’s aka ZC head looks like some hardcore tentacle porn.
Once I get used to pronouncing the Cthulu part, I’ll like it, as it’s catchy.
I still liked Black Zeus or ghetto Zeus, or Blue Cronus better.
Many different pronunciations are acceptable for Cthulhu. Kloo-loo, Ku-too-loo, Thulu…the list goes on.
Zulu Cthulhu Fthagn!
Powerthirst Johnson :(
LenWhale! No,no,no…Fat Blue Grouper!!!!!111!!!1
I guess I was the only one that liked “Rundingo”
Does this make Jeff Fisher his August Derleth?
this is ok but really cop speed was the best. or maybe suga toof or suga toof toof
” the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth….Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.”
That sounds like Titans fans alright.
Also, Lovecraft had a cat named “Nigger-Man.”
Just thought I’d point that out.