Can we at least agree that Tim Tebow sucks unquantifiable chode?
Well, at least we know if Tebow gets a sex change to please his new lover and gets pregnant, he’ll keep the baby.
Happy Holy Thursday everyone! Is anyone having an Agony in the Garden Party?
Just wait a few years until he builds up some NFL stats. Then we’ll be able to quantifying how much chode he sucks. I look forward to Footballoutsides new CSOR (Chode sucked over replacement).
We should totes turn this into a gay marriage thread, right?!?!
/really hopes the Patriots draft Tebow
//not a Patriots fan
This would have been the greatest news ever. The day he comes out of the closet is the day I rejoin Christianity.
Is there a Bible verse that approves of sucking unquantifiable chode? If so sign Tebow up!
/so fucking smote it’s not even funny. On Maundy Thursday no less…
Agreed. Sucks indefinite chode.
Holy Hell, is he white. That makes me nervous. We all know how much Bellichick likes whitey. Don’t do it Bill.
You mean Tebow isn’t the guy on the right?
Oh, it’s quantifiable all right. Most impressive chode sucking at the Combine since Billy Joe Tolliver in ’89.
So much chode. Can we all hold hands now and never speak of healthcare again?
As a Patriots fan, I’m gonna venture that if the Pats draft Tebow it could potentially be more embarrassing than 18-1 or Spygate. I’m not sure I can root for a team with such a self-righteous Jesus-freak. It’d be like being a Ravens fan, except without all the knife violence.
/on second thought, nah, nothing was more embarrassing than 18-1
Tebow is a walking 69th trimester abortion. Give or take. Also, I submit that his chodeness is quantifiable yet unbounded.
/still happy that Upper Michigan was relevant for 2 days because of Stupak’s dumbass
Jesus Jesus Jesus.
I don’t see him as a prototypical drop back complete 60% of his passes. However, are you telling me he COULDN’T make a living running 8-10 Wildcat plays a game ?
I don’t see him as a prototypical drop back complete 60% of his passes
So then he shouldn’t be considered as an NFL QB.
However, are you telling me he COULDN’T make a living running 8-10 Wildcat plays a game ?
If you call that living. Sure, I guess he could be some team’s novelty wildcat guy, like Brad Smith or Randel El. But both of them are also primarily receivers, just as Ronnie Brown is primarily a RB who runs the wildcat occasionally. I guess if you’re hoping for Tebow to become Kordell Stewart 2.0 that’s within the realm of possibility. Not really setting the bar very high there in terms of not sucking chode.
mike vick makes 1 million a year (and more next year) doing about just that. Tebow btw is big and fast enough to play special teams.
Hell, Brian Russell was in the NFL for years.
So then Tebow’s ceiling is to be a special team’s scrub and/or mediocre backup QB who runs a not so tricky trick play or two and contributes dick to his team? I mean, sure, he could make some good cash doing that for a few years, but it doesn’t have the makings of a very impressive NFL career.
BTW, Tebow is 235 and runs a 4.7. There are plenty of bigger, faster, more experienced special teams scrubs to be had.
Brian Russell sucked so much chode its amazing there was any chode left for anyone else to suck.
Eh, I think Tebow will be a fine NFL player, if he goes to the right team and the right system, which he won’t, because Jacksonville isn’t. It’ll be a shame.
But this really isn’t the site to look at when evaluating college talent. I mean, the hatred of Jimmy Clausen on here alone proves that no one here knows how to properly evaluate college talent.
Funny stuff though
That was an easy agree.
The hatred of Jimmy Clausen is because he’s a dick. We hate on everyone who’s a dick here. Just as Ben RapeAssBurger.
Don’t mind Staubachlvr. As any regular of the live blogs knows, he’s wrong about everything.
/being right is overrated, no?
As was said already, we had Clausen because he’s a first order douchebag. Nothing to do with his potential talent.
Which is most likely overrated.
That should read “hate” Clausen, of course.
Unquantifiable Chode would be an excellent name for a rock band.
Would we have really have been suprised? Really?
Jesus Christ, this site is drying up faster than WithLeather once Ufford got serious about this site (Double Founder Zing!). I personally volunteer to do a “drunk history” recount of the founding as long as Drew plays Broadway Joe and Maj plays Suzy… Deal or no deal? (ahhh topical)
T-Bone goes to Jax with their first pick in the 2nd, or the city burns to the ground. Shit, they might take him in the first. He’ll sell enough tickets to pay his salary. And the team has to make sure they get a piece of his merchandising contract.
Clausen sucks slobbery cocks (like every other ND QB since Montana) and Teboner is Ryan Leaf without the comedy stylings.
I don’t give a fuck about the adulation Tebow receives, or his views on abortion, or his virginity. I feel as though everyone is missing the bigger picture here. TEBOW CAN’T THROW!!!!!! There isn’t a “loop” or “hitch” in his motion, he is just terrible at throwing a football with touch or accuracy. He offends me as a football fan. Whenever Florida played his receivers were either jumping as high as they could to snag the ball, or diving back to try and catch it. The only pass he could complete in stride was that dipshit shovel pass to Hernandez or one of the running backs. Tebow should just give his entire contract to Louis Murphy and Percy Harvin.
I know it’s Good Friday, but there was no need to crucify the site, boys.
Goddam that would be hilarious if Tebow was a ‘mo. The best JesusFreaks are.
And again, whether true or not, I cannot overstate my enthusiasm for watching his first highly-touted pro pass either softly descent into the waiting arms of a d-back, or rocket into the side of Jack Del Rio’s thick skull.
Either way, it will then be incontravertible proof; Teboner sucks a fat one.
Descend. Descend. Fucksticks am I stupid when contributing via crackberry.
Also arguing about Tebow brings my IQ down to his level.
bet his mom would have aborted his ass had she known he was going to grow up to be a filthy queer.
/i kid the gays
I think it’s time to shave his head and start looking for sixes.
Since the second or third time I saw him on TV actually speaking I’ve felt the Tim Tebow story ultimately will include a ratty North Florida Motel, a rent boy and a bag of meth.
And anyone who thinks Tebow is an elite NFL qb based on any objective metric is football retarded and likely has no friends.
In order for intangibles to work, you must first have some tangibles. Tebow has the tangibles of a fullback.
Let’s hope a resurrection is around the corner.