/throws toothpick at camera
//gets pinned by 1-2-3 Kid
///checks into rehab
////sneaks out of rehab to grab a drink with Kevin Nash
video via Tas
Wake me up when he starts giving DBs the Razor’s Edge
/////Attacks z level comedian for Owen Hart joke
I believe Jerry Jones enters the arena the same way Gangrel did.
/fast forward to 1:20
Can’t see the video, but the live blog of the Cards/Pack game WAS FUCKIN AWESOME. That offensive asplosion made it even better, but holy hell KSKommenters brought their A game last night.
This coming weekend will be even sweeter as the Cowboys ass rape the Vikings to end their season.
/Drew knows this will happen
//Anal rape is not just for Merriman anymore
Don’t fuck with Steve Breaston chico
If Breaston starts coming on to the field with a shit-ton of gold chains and rings, then hands them to a ref before the game and says “Oye me chico, something happen to this, something gonna happen to you”, well… I’d be inclined to say that he wins life at that point
totally forgot about “/hands chains to referee”. Nice touch.
Too bad Razor never won the world title
/kind of like the Buzzsaw
Could also add
/drives home in Cadillac with zebra print interior
He’ll be even more like Hall next week when the Cards no-show the Superdome.
/Shows self out
// The Razor’s Edge is the best finisher ever.
The Great Muta. That is all.
LADDER MATCH WITH MARQUIS COLSTON!
Also, because it’s tangentially related:
Does this mean that we can expect the Cardinals to try and replace him with an inferior wide receiver named Fake Steve Breaston in a few years?
Razor would have won the title if he wasn’t a giant cokehead. He was suspended more than a few times because he couldn’t lay off the nose candy.
Yeah, and they’ll replace Fitty with Fake Fitty, who’ll only come back as DeMarcus Ware’s burnt and disfigured brother.
Will Breaston taze someone next week as if that person is Goldberg?
Goth Aaron Rodgers is going to put on Sting makeup and start moping in the rafters of the arena after yesterday’s fumble.
“Whose side is he on?”
best NFL celebration ever…until Reggie Wayne does the DX crotch chop during next week’s game.
This game would have been a lot better if I wasn’t Packer fan….but I am…SHAZBUTT!
You guys come here to see…The Arizona Cardinals…Or…Or…are you here to see the…
Another win for the good guys
Does this mean Breaston is going to leave the NFL and takeover the UFL? New New New New New World Order
So I guess this means when he gets interviewed he will refer to himself as “the medium sized man” and Fitzgerald as the “Big man”
clicked the wwe inspired tag, was very sad to see this was the invention of the tag
Next week I want to see Neil Rackers introduce the silent count for field goals by stomping the turf with increasing tempo before the snap, and referring to his field goals as “Sweet ‘Skin Music”.
I used to do Scott Hall’s taunt during theater rehearsals in college. True story.
Needs more tequila and vials of coke strewn around the field.
All of a sudden “the toaster” goes dark and you hear church bells.
/Rest In Peace.
What the hell are the odds Scott Hall’s still alive, anyway?
/sweet celebration Stevie
//that’s one more (touchdown) for the good guys
Scott Hall is alive yet simultaneously embalmed. He was on TNA a week ago and it looks like he’ll be appearing regularly on that show. Of course he will always have Sean Waltman next to him to lean on and occasionally deliver adrenaline shots to him when the camera’s not rolling.
ahhhhhhhhh Auto tracking, how I have missed you in these days of digital everything.
/watched the whole video because only those with ADHD skip to the important stuff.
//unless it’s boobs
friend of a friend was team manager at UofM when Breaston was there. apparently all he ever talked about was pro wrestling and was obsessed with the NWO. awesome.
/still hate him because I’m a Buckeye
Because Steve Breaston is Just. Too. SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Steve Breaston won’t kick sand in your face…HE’LL KICK YOUR FACE IN THE SAND!
“Hey Yo! I’ll see you down there, yeah you know where”
Adams 3:16 says I just grabbed your facemask.
Drew Brees thinks it’s cool that Breaston is able to have fun after a TD and honor some other entertainers, but he feels it’s definitely NOT cool to giggle when you say BREASTon in front of the ladies. Come on guys, a little respect.
Survey SAYS! They had better be careful with Breaston’s Razor Ramon impressions. He just may take it to another level and no-show the Cards/Saints Game. After all, It is Mardi Gras.
I saw this and laughed my balls off, but I was in a room full of people who didn’t get the WWF tribute…they thought I was making things up
I think if interviewed anytime this week…Breaston should identify the offense as the wolfpack…
////////enters the stadium to the sound of cars crashing
From de gut-ters of Havana…to de top of de W.W.F.