Thunn, Nunn, Unght, Suvuh, Shicks, Fuvv, Fuhh, Frehh, Tehh, Wuhh…
Huppy Nuh Yuh, uveywunn!
In honor of Dick Clark, Chad Ochocinco has officially changed his name to Chad Unght Fuvv.
Happy New Year fellow KSK folk.
It’s sad because he lost count… (yes, I was watching.)
Thuxtinn, Fiftunn, Fortunn, Twlv, Tunn, Levenn, Thunn, Nunn…
Figure you’re going to Hell anyway after last year’s, so no harm in it now.
Happy New Year all.
happy new year, you fat humps
Hap…ehhh whatever man…
Who knew Tank Bricklayer was Jay Cutler’s pseudonym?
I’m still waiting for the other half of his face to drop
Didn’t you guys make the same joke last year? (Checks.) Yep. That’s worse than making the joke itself.
Hey, he’s improved a little.
Feliz Nuevos Anos, putos!
Sad thing is my wife made the same joke. Get this guy off camera and to a nursing home please.
So sad, but still amusing. See ya in hell everybody.
Happy New Year!
last year my sister, who has some neurological issues if you will, asked me on NYE if i thought dick clark’s speech more closely resembled a drunk or a zombie.
Happy new year to all.
To the fat humps Colts morons, remember that weeaboo anime fags also cheer for your team. [yosakazure.deviantart.com]
Happy New Year from the far far west coast…no matter how important you fucks think you get on the interwebs, remember that you still make dick and poop jokes about people more successful than you. Huzzah!
Put the man in a coma with the defibrilator acting as the informal countdown. The man’s lips quiver inside a well heated studio set.
and everybody was worried we wouldn’t get a Sexy Friday post due to the Colts fans.
I watched that with my kids last night and my daughter got mad at me when I said aloud “holy shit, he is still alive?” then hearing the countdown was just not right – pretty sure he went from 15 to 12, glad to see I wasnt the only one who caught that. I am wondering if they just got video of him doing his zombie speech and then the countdown six months ago and then played it last night or something.
the guy has to be 90 right? and looks like he has had some major work done on his old ass face
fuhteen, twuhlve, uhleven, nine, ten, eight
Let’s put Clark, Lee Corso and Pat Summerall in a room with the cameras rolling. Hoopla should ensue! Or maybe nappy time.
He can still manage outhost Ryan Seacrest.
Happy New Year everyone. And yes, I too was shocked to see that Dick Clark isn’t dead and is still on TV. Just let the guy die with at least some dignity.
Why do they insist on dragging him in front of a camera, and then giving him a bunch of shit to say! What’s next? They going to dig up Guy Lombardo (look it up, assholes!)?
Time to pass the fucking torch already and let him retire in peace! Regardless of what he thinks he can do, he’s the fucking Bret Favre of New Years!
I guess “strokes and cancer” are funny, huh? See how funny it is when it’s your turn in the “sick barrel”, you heartless puke! DC has every right to get out of the house and continue on enjoying his life.
Dr. Z thinks somebody ought to throw Dick a fundraiser.
Lets see, so far this new year I’ve fucked some chick I hope I never see again and have taken 4 shits before noon hit. Yep, off to a good start…
After I woke up today I noticed we all had flying cars and jet packs and all our meals came in pill form…except none of that happened, because today is no fucking different form yesterday.
From the turd in the punchbowl, HAPPY NEW YEAR’S, EVERYBODY!!!
Dude, first off strokes are terribly funny, as is cancer and SUPERAIDS. If you think otherwise you are browsing the wrong website. You can keep your freedom fries also. I’ll keep my french fries, with cheese. I think coach ryan may have something to say about cancer since he is the only cure for it. ;)
Happy New Year COCKSUCKERS!!! May it be full of more celebrity deaths and other hilarity. Maybe next season Jay and Greg will be more inclined to gang bang me.
so Dick was sad. And it made me even sadder when his wifey tried to get a kiss and that seemed to no work either. I don’t know if it is ABC or DC but we are looking at a Bobby Bowden sitch here. And though Jimbo has a better name than Ryan, the same thing has to happen.
As someone else said, Dick needs some dignity. Let him have a taped message to kick of the night. Please, for our sakes.
Unsexiest Friday ever.
In a related news story, Andy Reid was so impressed with Dick Clark’s clock management skills, Andy hired Dick to help him manage the last two minutes of every playoff game.
Happy new year to all my friends at KSK!!!
Happy New Year KSKommenters. I didn’t see DC on TV last night but if it went down like this, then all I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Gung Hay Fat Choy, Gaylords. I made a couple Dick Clark stroke jokes at the New Year’s party I went to last night and everybody thought I was an asshole. They also thought I was an asshole because I drank all their best Scotch, got stoned in the garage and made a bunch of ethnic slurs.
Huh. I guess I am an asshole.
Still better than Tommy Craggs cheap asshole who gets page views by linking ESPN. Whoa, you are super talented!
My New Years resolution: to hunt down all the stupid trolls here who don’t have anything funny to say, and just bitch and moan about all the free content they get to enjoy.
Though I’m sure they would say it’d be funnier if Marmalard or Double-J was disembowling them.
Er, I meant diemboweling them. That was unpleasant for all involved
Happy New Year KSK family.
So my wife is watching the abomination that is the Kardashians reality show, and a commercial for this product comes up:
Great gag gift. Definitely for women because us guys have those muscles already well developed!
Do any of you cocksuckers realize that Dick Clark Productions, Inc. is now owned by Daniel Snyder?
Look it up.
Does that explain it? Do you get it now?
Happy New Year, Hosers! I remember Guy Lombardo, he was that old guy with the horn.
Dick Clark has been dead for 8 years. I have a cousin who helped embalm him. He stole his watch and a pack of “Certs”.
I am glad the holiday shit is close to over. I probably consumed 18,000 calories in the past week. 12,000 on home made pale ale, Maker’s Mark and prime rib tonight alone.
/Let’s see what the “Teens” have in store!
//I will feel a lot more comfortable when it’s 2018 or 2019. It will feel like’s it’s legal to call them the teens then.
Much love, all uh yez.
That was just sad.
Not you guys for making fun of him.
The network for putting him on tee vee
to begin with.
THOSE are the guys going to hell.
Up their asses sideways with a box of donuts.
Does that mean that Danny Boy Snyder forces the old man out there every NYE?
Tell your lady you’ll save her some money and instead of using the Shake Weight you have a “tool” that will get her the same results.
As for Double J and Marmalard: the dream Super Bowl match up. 2 weeks of those fools battling wits here at KSK leading up to the game.
Speaking of New Year’s, imagine Marvin Lewis trying to explain the concept of ” time zones ” to Chad 85.
Marvin: “Chad it’s not New Year’s everywhere.”
Chad: “But if could be”
Marvin: “No. The earth rotates around the sun so some countries are not in the same time zone.”
Chad: “But you don’t know that. I don’t feel the earth moving. Except that one time I smoked some funny stuff with Ced Benson.”
Chad: “See coach, time zones is some sic-fi shit. How can it be 9 o’clock here and 5 o’clock in Ray Lewis’ basement? That sheit don’t make sense.”
Marvin: /head explodes
If tasteless jokes about anything bother you, you’re on the wrong web site. And your handle seems to imply you’re one of those douchebags who will wrap himself in a flag anytime someone says something bad about George Bush. Get fucked.
USAmerica1st FUCK YEA!
be funny or be gone!
Does that explain it? Do you get it now?