Is anyone else disgusted by all those memes on the internet? Me too! So I made some! Introducing #FootballFanProblems
What others can we come up with?
That last one has to be a Steelers fan.
David, these are good. An yes, I do want to punch most members of my team’s fanbase.
The second to last one is close. It’s more like “I hate football teams because of their fans”
I want to kill my team’s owner so they can become better
That right there is the imperative.
We have a winner
If only the Coach could hear me on gameday, we’d never lose again.
I think I know enough about football to hate our offensive coordinator.
/shakes fist at sky
Fans know more than people who have worked at this for 30 years; it’s OBVIOUS!
When I’m feeling down, I watch the video of Buddy Ryan punching Kevin Gilbride in the face. Always brightens my day.
This has never been true… except for that time the Raiders hired the guy from the bed and breakfast.
//I totally knew more than that guy
Haha the first one is completely untrue. I don’t have a girlfriend.
Although the “touchdown hand signal” one should just be a picture of me.
“touchdown hand signal” take my girlfriend away from her rightful place.
Incidentally the two are inter-related. My girlfriend didn’t like the touchdown sign whenever I came.
Rosy doesn’t care.
From now on, all discussion on this site must end with a man in a banana suit flying through the air to land a devastating double-leg kick. Does this proposal have a second?
Also, when playing Madden, everyone does the touchdown signal after scoring a touchdown at least once per game. NO ONE DENIES THIS.
“I am a season ticketholder for the Indiana Hoosiers”
Follow up question: Would this guy be a dear friend or a mortal enemy of PFTC?
this sadsacks got no passion folks u need 2 quit hoping and get up and make some NOIZZZZE and do somthing about it
My girlfriend wants an abortion. I told her to watch last night’s game.
A beautiful boner inducing abortion!
*depends on perspective
+2 “accidental” trips down the stairs
The stands in the pictures are the same kind the old Foxborough had. Except these are much nicer looking and aren’t covered with puke and passed out drunks.
That sounds awful. Thank goodness Foxboro made some changes though. Now it’s just abusive, white-trash, conscious drunks.
They have nazi style security at the new stadium. No rowdiness is allowed. Security kicks out anyone being abusive or overly drunk, and they take away your season tickets. I know a guy who got kicked out for smoking pot on one of the ramps. He received the tickets from a friend who was aa season ticket holder. They took away his friends tickets and he wasn’t even at the game.
The parking lots, however, are a different story. White trash on display.
How dare they not allow overt drunkenness, abusive behavior, or a drug that is currently illegal in their stadium. What a bunch of assholes!
Reply fail when ripping on someone’s comment is worst reply fail.
Question of the day: Is City of Industry Football Corporation still elite?
Which comment WAS this a reply fail too?
The good news is it was a reply fail to the comment directly above it. Just some early football season jitters folks.
Good thing I got that shot in first, Alice. No offence.
At least you didn’t drop your reply going into the endzone.
You can’t be elite when you make errors like that in critical situations. Name an elite quarterback who makes mistakes like that; you can’t!
My friends told me I should quit my team, so I quit my friends.
I am a Browns fan.
(that is all.)
I want to punch the majority of my own team’s fanbase.
Well, that’s a given.
“We were the best team in the NFL!”
Haha that’s another good one. No joke, I have a friend who has an uncanny resemblance to that kid. He’s a diehard Yankees and Giants fan, and I mean overly so. After every Yankees loss he basically sits in a corner. He’s given me five minute long speeches on how Plaxico getting injured was the only thing between them and winning another Super Bowl in ’08. JPP is also the next Lawrence Taylor, like, without a doubt. We’re enemies twice a year, but other than that, not a lot of division rival quarreling. It isn’t like we’re Eagles fans.
Anyway, Daniel Tosh did a great web redemption of the Crying Giants Fan. [tosh.comedycentral.com] The fake press conference at the end is great. “Two part question: Eli Manning sucks ass and go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself?”
The deli didn’t have the “good” brats; my opening Sunday party is ruined.
Your deli has different types of fresh brats available for purchase? Jesus. I’m still on that “pray the supermarket doesn’t have Johnsonvilles flash-frozen in the meat aisle” thing. It’s very sad.
The made fresh on premises brats almost always sell out; I had to settle for packaged. Sad.
“I hate entire regions of the United States because a team I don’t like plays there.”
Does anybody really NEED an excuse to hate New England though?
Racist team name aside, fuck your beltway and everyone that lives or works within it.
Stop hiding behind such subtle and inspired language. Tell me how you really feel.
Can you read Morse code? Dot, dash, dot, dot. dot.
Did you mean to say “F U?” Because you actually said “F E.” God, they can’t even teach Morse code correctly in New England? What a shithole!
I think that if my team just made this one personnel move, we’d win the next three Super Bowls.
I’m guilty of a couple of these. I won’t say which ones.
Supposedly there was a caller on WIP yesterday who wanted to remove all the solar panels from the Eagles’ stadium because that’s ” not football,” so, yeah, I could stand to punch a few other Iggles fans, or at least toss a them off the Walt Whitman bridge.
I think there are at most 5 other fellow Iggles fans I don’t want to punch, and those 5 I don’t want to talk to.
As a Redskins/Redtails/Warriors fan living in Eagles territory for the past ten years, that “toss them off the Walt Whitman” does sound enticing.