Introducing Our New NBC Sideline Reporter

09.04.08 9 years ago 20 Comments

Al: Welcome back to another NFL season everyone. Alongside John Madden, I’m Al Michaels. A great one tonight. A EE-YUGE NFC East matchup between the Washington Redskins, and the improbable Super Bowl champion New York Giants, who made that amazing, memorable run to the title last January. We have a new sideline reporter this season, who’ll be telling us about what’s going on to the field. Let’s throw it down to…

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Tommy: WHAT THE FACK AH YOU FACKS DOING WATCHING FOOTBAWL RIGHT NOW WHEN THE FACKIN’ SAWX AHH OVAH ON FACKIN’ NESN! EVERY TV IN THE BAHHHH SHOULD BE ON THE FACKIN’ SAWX RIGHT NOW!!!! FACKIN’ JERRY REMY IS GREATEST FACKIN’ BRAWDCASTAH IN THE HISTORY OF SPARTS! CAN WE ALL AGREE ON THIS RIGHT FACKING NOW?

Al: Did he just say fack?

Tommy: FACK YOU! Why is this game the season openah?! No one is giving the fackin’ Paytree-uts the prawpah respect they fackin’ deserve aftah goin’ 18-1, WHICH NO TEAM HAS EVAH DONE EVAH FACK YOU ETERNALLY!

THESE NEW YARK FAGGOTS GAWT FACKING LUCKY! THE CROWD AT FAWXBURROW WOULD HAVE MADE THIS FAR-AH MORE-AH OF A REAL SPARTS EVENT! THIS IS JOONYAH VAHHHSITY SHIT!

(cranks POD album)

Al: I think this is a completely farcical reporter.

Tommy: FACK YOU, YA BAY AREA CAWKSACKAH!!!!!!!!!!

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