YO, PUT SOME MORE MOZZERELLA ON THAT MOTHERFUCKA!
Duzzat mean that Singletary plays Buggin’ Out? Tomlin plays Mookie? And Mike Smith, John Fox and Sean Payton (each dressed as a cop, of course) strangle Raheem at the end of the season?
And who plays the Korean Deli owner? That disaster asst. from Detroit? Norm Chow? Or……HINES WALD, GLEATEST LECEIVEL??
It’s going to get fairly thuggish down in Tampa. Going to be a fun couple of years!
Santonio Holmes’ cock is big enough to play Radio Raheem. Spagnolo, Mangini, and Bellichick can play the racist pizza store guys.
Wow……………..Tomlin, Obama, Turner Gill, and now Raheem.
Aint it wonderfizzle that they aint no mo racism?
So, does this make Ray Rhodes, Emmitt Thomas, and Tony Dungy the old guys on the corner talkin’ shit?
“If Mike Tyson dreams of kicking my ass, he betta wake up and apologize!”
Damn, now I want pizza for breakfast…
I guess the “D-*fence*” signs will be replaced with “D-Muthafucka! D!!!” signs.
And of course, now they need Samuel L. Jackson to call their home games.
And that’s the triple truth, Ruth.
Motherfuck you? You, you all right, man.
I watched “Do the Right Thing” for a film class and had to write 2000 words about whether, in fact, Mookie truly did the right thing. I spent a solid 500 words talking about his girlfriend’s dance moves. I also commented that “any enemy of John Turturro is an enemy of mine.”
@ WWPJD: Please tell us you got an A.
Extra Cheese: two dollars.
Mookie definitely did the right thing to scapegoat Sal’s and move the violence to a thing from the people. But they probably should have lynched the cop who choked out Radio Raheem. Demanding his money after the riot is pretty ballsy too.
oh, and Sweet Dick Willie is the GoAT.
I vote for alternative casting. Make Bradshaw, Switzer and Buddy Ryan the three old fucks sitting around talking bullshit.
RADIO RAHEEM LIKE A MUFUCKA!!!
I am down with Johnson at the corner but leave Ryan and Switzer out. Ryan might start talkin smack to Jimmy bout the good ole days at the VET and not pay attention to what’s goin down on the street. Switzer’s one margarita away from a dyspeptic coma. Throw in Bradshaw in the mix for buffoonery and Bill Parcells for a lil NY flava and that will keep shit rockin at the corna.
I can read posts worth shit. You already had Bradshaw there. Apologies.
I CAN’T read posts for shit.
@ Belichick’s Smirk:
Lookit, I am just trying to come up with non-traditional casting to celebrate ML King Jr. Day. Whatever combination of old white fucks works for you is fine with me.
In that vein, Norv Turner should play the stuttering idiot who keeps saying M-M-Martin and M-M-Malcolm.
Morris to Gruden: “You ain’t gotta go home, but choo gotta get up outta here.”
“Boycott Sal’s Pizzeria? You oughta boycott that barber of yours!”
I came in looking for “D motherfucker D!” happy now. The tag of “I just killed your fucking radio ” is fucking awesome. As for casting how about Emmit Smith as Smiley, can totally see him stumbling around saying “Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Mah-Malcom”
it’s “Yo, trow some extra mootzerella on that mufucka and shit,” isn’t it?
This is the first time ever that I’ve been able to show my mom a joke on KSK. We know Do The Right Thing by heart.