Meet Indiana’s answer to Kige Ramsey. Bonus points for having his own cameraman. When in doubt, always zoom in on the Vienna Sausages.
Thanks to reader Steven, who is on lock-down in Blacksburg.
More shootings at VA Tech today.
Jesus Christ wtf.
Even his eyebrows are fat.
So is this some sort of Fat Hump ritual in order to rise up in the hierarchy of Fat Humpdom?
/This Fat Hump must be a Marquis by now.
So that’s what happened to Jared Lorenzen.
Indianans – Making Philadelphians look healthy since 1816.
I think I’ve seen sharks eat their food in a more refined manner than this Fat Hump.
He is King of The Fat Humps.
@Lord Revisisle – I have it on good authority that this is the right of passage that all young men in Indiana must take to ascend to manhood.
@ UCL – They do a similar thing in Chicago except they use Kielbasa instead of Vienna Sausages
This guy is taking 0-12 rather badly. He weighed 190 lbs at the beginning of the season.
Is it bad this is how I already assumed all Colts fans looked?
He looked like he got tired mid-sentence. He gets deducted points though for failing to lick the scraps out of the can.
@ Cuntler – How has Lorenzan not been the Fat Humps QB this year. It’s like a match made in gravy
At first I thought it was the Fat Hump at the drive-through window again. Part of me wishes it was…
I thought he was going to eat the whole thing, can and all.
I bet he like ‘at potted meat too.
Speaking of football fans doing embarrassing things:
No chance he’ll wind up ever regretting getting that done.
I was trying to imagine the tie-in to the FF/Sex Mailbag.
I think Sanduskey still has him beat. What he lacked in speed, he more than made up for in volume.
I think a Walrus has less blubber than this guy.
When I and my siblings (2, both sisters) were little, my mother used to give us Vienna sausages, American cheese, and Ritz crackers for lunch. Hey, in the 1970s, that was good eatin’.
Just for the record, I think Vienna sausages and American cheese are disgusting now. That gelatinous goo at the bottom of the sausage can … (shudder)
Even better, he’s a fan of the Colts AND the Cavs: [www.youtube.com]
(Also click that link if you want to see the perfect blend of pride, shame and resignation in a man’s eyes as he gets set to tackle a pair of 40 Oz Magnums for youtube notoreity)
Uncle Fester has really let himself go
“How has Lorenzan not been the Fat Humps QB this year. It’s like a match made in gravy”
He’s a buscuit away from being a linebacker slaughtered and rendered for lard.
@Toto The Ryan Family Dog; I agree with WCS; that was fucking hilarious. Plus it has parts of turkey gizzard in it.
Its funny because his sausage will never enter a woman’s mouth…ZING!….I’ll see myself out.
I know that guy. That’s Monkey Business’ cousin, Baboon Business.
BBR; good one.
I can’t help but think this is a part of the reason health care cost are higher in the US than anywhere else; not intended for PolFlaWa, jussayin’ that THIS GUY should have a gurney instead of a Laz-e-Boy to watch Pey-Pey bend neck.