The Blank Stare – also known as the Caldwell…
The sound track: [www.youtube.com]
[youtu.be] Scenes from his home after receiving the offer.
Is Caldwell Cat coming with him?
Love Caldwell Cat!
Caldwell Cat: The Cat That Cared Too Much
Caldwell Cat is always sad because he is aware of the epic tragedy of Grumpy Cat, widely adored and famous but unable to enjoy it
New defensive coordinator – knows Cutler’s tendencies
oh shit Ape’s got a point, he’s probably an expert in feline coverage schemes
Eight in the box.
Meant turds, but turbs in the cat box works fine.
Future Caldwell generations:
That first image is actually animated.
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If you stare into Caldwell’s eyes for long enough, you’ll learn the mysteries of the universe and achieve nirvana.
MY GOD. HE’S FULL OF STARS.
[img.pokemondb.net] Jim Caldwell’s as a Pokemon.
The new contract makes Jim Caldwell the highest-paid coach in the NFL, as measured by the number of nearby homes he can afford to buy.
+1 million foreclosures. Holy fucking shit.
Very good work. He can afford the lower third of Michigan, also known as “Fuckthisplaceburg”
/attempts to defend hometown honor
Apparently Stafford’s input was taken greatly into consideration by ownership. At least Jim had the foresight to bring donuts.
Hahaha well done.
A Lions Fan
Sweet Jesus, he’s the real life version of Espurr.
I finally get this reference!
/had never played a Pokémon game before 2013
wait what the fuck the comment program autocorrects the accent in pokemon?!
Maybe it thought you were going for a “por qué, man?”
Doesn’t Martin Mayhew know that you aren’t actually supposed to hire your Rooney Rule guy?
made me laff
Could be worse. Could have hired the wrong Bengals coordinator.
Jim, we killed your entire family very slowly with dull metal objects.
Jim, you hit the MegMillions lottery.
Jim, you can make love to any females you desire.
Jim, we have decided to make you the overlord god of all you survey, and not just the wasteland called Detroit.
CHANGE EXPRESSIONS, YOU FUCKIN’ ANDROID.
Tell him his android overlord, Pey Pey, won’t be his QB in Detroit. That may change his expression.
Jim Caldwell is the NFL’s answer to Nate Dogg.
He’ll definitely be giving Stafford the hook at some point during his tenure.
You mean, ‘cuz he is dead or…?
So confused here.
Lions fans will be relieved to know instead of starting strong and then fading towards the playoffs, they will just suck the whole year now.
Caldwell can definitely give Marty Morninwheg a run for his money.
“Something said. Something not good.”
Where is blame it on Rooney Rule guy?
I fully endorse this hiring.
This was one of the greatest posts ever, Ape.
HAH, Lions are forever doomed to be terrible.