Joe Flacco Finally Has Garments Worthy Of His Eliteness

08.27.13 4 years ago 32 Comments


A savvy veteran quarterback like Joe Flacco knows he needs more than a $100+ million contract and a gummy bear endorsement to show off his eliteness. He must also hawk an incredibly generic line of personalized apparel that complements both his status as a champion as well as his total lack of personality.

So congrats to Joe Flacco for having a line of shirts that look like they were designed at Custom Ink. Kind of disappointed they aren’t called “Bert Shirts” though. We’ll be sure to buy one the next time we’re in the mood to dump a checkdown off to Ray Rice or chuck it deep and hope a receiver outmuscles three defenders.

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