Kickoff Bukkake: Inside Pittsburgh’s Toy Stores

09.07.06 11 years ago 8 Comments

Wow! Seriously, EVERYTHING in this town is black and gold. You get the feeling that the Pirates and Penguins went with black and gold just because they didn’t want to rock the boat.

Here in the local Toys ‘R’ Us — the store’s name, I’m told, is the result of a Pittsburgher’s grammar — the trend continues. All of the hottest toys for Pittsburgh tots are painted black and gold: the cup with the ball on a string, bags of lead paint chips, medium-sized rocks, the Easy-Bake deep fryer…

Oh, and I also found this:

(Image by Patrick Westerfeld)

It’s the hottest seller since the Tonka bus.

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