A few weeks back, we tried to dispel the notion that seals are nothing but adorable hug monsters and can sometimes be vicious killers of penguins. As a necessary corrective, we must also show that there are limits to the seal’s ability to quench its voracious bloodthirst. YOU ARE NOT GOD, SEAL. YOU ARE BUT A SEAL. In fact, the seal itself must sometime be the thing that quenches. To drive the point home, here is an actual killer of most things, a great white, trawling their habitat for a snack.
Kill Kill Kill Counterpoint: Screw Seals