Watch as big-ass Golden Eagles use mountain goats to re-enact Terrell Owens’s relationships with his quarterbacks, all set to appropriately ominous piano chords.
0:35 — Jeff Garcia
5:00 — Donovan McNabb
6:30 — Tony Romo
(from Tragnark via Super Punch, thanks to reader Philip)
Oh God, please spare Trent. How much damage can he really do in just one year? Right? Right? He’ll just ‘stay down’ and play football, right?
/Can’t wait to watch the train wreck.
Huh, goats don’t land on their feet. Learn something new everyday. Romo-goat had it particularly rough.
Best Kill Kill Kill this offseason so far.
Do the goats cry to their agents 3 minutes after getting popped?
Romo Goat had what was coming to him becuase that is what Dallas does. They put you on top of the mountain and then watch as you fall off….
well, happy tuesday everyone!
It’s just like my grandpappy always said, “Sometimes you’re the goat, and sometimes you’re the eagle. You decide everyday.” I always was confused by that but now it makes sense, THANKS KISSINGSUZYKOLBER!!!!!!
That eagle is gonna get it once Tom Brady finds out about this. Justice will be served.
why eat hamburger when you can have goat carpaccio?
/needs more star-wipe.
I never understood why Bennett in Commando was a fat Australian. The chain mail was slimming though, was it not?
HOLY FUCK THAT’S A BIG BIRD I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF
because why eat something that weighs as much as you do or less when you can push something twice as heavy off a cliff and eat for days!
Holy shit! Had no clue eagles could get that big/own a goat. I totally understand why people have golden eagle for a mascot now. Got any terrifying videos of horned frogs? Still confused by that one.
Including the music from the Godfather was a nice, subtle touch.
The eagle defintely button-hooked those fuckin goats.
If it’s a T.O. inspired eagle, will it be doing sit ups in its driveway?
Huh, the eagle dropped 2 of the 3 goats. Yep, sounds a lot like TO.
They came at him like 30’s style boxing.
/put up your dukes
//got no dukes
Now that’s some good kill porn!
Rosenhaus-goat still gets his 10% of each QB-goat, right?
Mmm, that’s good mutton.
At 6:25, that poor goat is strolling. All of sudden, I could hear Bill Cosby “don’t go to town, Tonto. Don’t go to town!” in my head.
Then, at 7:15, when the eagle takes a chomp, then looks up, looks around and rears head back. Hmm. Where have I see that before?
PS, it is fun to run for your colleagues. One, oddly fascinated like me. Another, woman, about to cry and has goose bumps. (yes, we are sick).
Whose fetish is this and what is the seed? I know one of the Gay Mafia is beating off furiously to a loop of the video.
Oh yeah, baby, use your talons on his head. Oh, that’s it, drop him from a higher elevation. Oh, you know how I like it. Almost there, almost there, [insert O face here].
necro-beastiality at its finest. The goat is dead, and it’s DEFINATELY fucked.
Well..there’s 1 way to tenderize meat..
Even PETA thinks this video is great!
Peter King actually answered a letter responding to his idiocy about coffee at the hotel. The man won’t back down one bit. He has been wronged and he will never let it down.
link lil wayne? yeah im lazy fuck you.
PK was more disappointed that the brunch buffet didn’t include live goat omelettes.
thanks lil wheezy, and jesus he is a fucking moron. i love that he made it sound like , well, the hotel is 179, not 250. oh my, all the rest of you peons that stay in $79 hotels just dont know the agony of no coffee!!
I watched this video while listening to All Nightmare Long and I need to go clean my shorts now.
HOLY CRAP that was some cool shit. Makes me want to smite my work enemies.
/metaphorically speaking, of course
//just a joke, mr. HR-man!
/cleans up spilled coffee
/goats are hoping to pick up a guy with a shotgun in this year’s draft
Will be watching the KILL PORN from home…thanks Mr. IT guy!!!
PK is a dipshit of the highest possible rank. What a freakin’ moron. Brew your own coffee you lazy lardass.
At the 5:29 mark…does anyone else think they went CGI? I don’t question the whole thing but it seems like someone got a little ambitious in the editing room.
I just saw my first Golden Eagle two weeks ago on the campus of UBC, and then I rushed home to watch all of its kill videos online. Ever since I’ve been waiting to see another one dragging off some professor’s infant. I figure it’s only a matter of time.
The thud when Romo goat hits the ground?
It wasn’t the eagle as much as that long-ass fall after careening off a cliff.
Steve Young escaped, but just barely.
Steve Young escaped, but just barely.
Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!
Why didn’t Tony Romo goat explode when he went off the cliff?
Michael Bay needs to re-shoot this.
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