KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: APRIL 22ND – APRIL 28TH

04.29.15 2 years ago 80 Comments

With the rapid fire quantity of gags in this week’s komment #kontent any reader would have felt as if they were being held down and tickled, much like reading a Jack Handey novel, or being actually held down and tickled. I know I say this every century, but this time for sure! make it snow did some good work this week and you all circlejerked him, which should be a job for his wife, make it snowphat. Still, some fine kommenting, make it snow, although you were beat out this week in quantity by Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli, your overall quality was shining.

KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: APRIL 15TH – APRIL 21ST

Horatio Cornblower
And so the Cookie War of 2013 came to a well-deserved and ignominious end. There were no winners, with diabetes a possible exception.

RESPONSE

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
“There were no winners, with diabetes a possible exception.”
– Jay Cutler’s obituary

KLEARINGHOUSE: SEX ADDICTION, AN ADDICTION TO SEX

Carl Nextmanup
“Now that’s an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for a sex addiction?”

SonOfSpam
Still, we haven’t seen Mariota’s long-form birth certificate.

NFL CONCUSSION SETTLEMENT GETS FINAL APPROVAL THOUGH NFL ACCEPTS NO LIABILITY

Monty this seems strange to me
“Man, I’m glad I never played football.”
– Trent Green

TEBOW TEBOW FANS TEBOW REACT TEBOW COMPLETELY REASONABLY

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Christian Slater’s work on Archer has definitely gotten him out of the woodhouse for me.

PRESENTING THE GUNSLINGINGEST SONG OF ALL-TIME

CBQUE
Packers & Vikings fan? What’s next a Lakers-Celtics fan? As for this song, so what wake me up when Drake drops a verse on ol Dongslinger.

RESPONSE

Old School Zero
Nah, if anyone would drop a guest verse, it would be Too $hort.

TONY ROMO SAID THE COWBOYS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR

Enrico Pallazzo
Two questions for Tony:
1. Why lie? and
2. Lies, why?

KILL KILL KILL: JAGUARS SNAG FOWLER

John Jay Smith
That croc should have known what was up as soon as the ominous horn music got faster.

WHY DIDN’T TOM BRADY MAKE THE TRIP TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

make it snow
I wouldn’t have gone either. Bad things happen to guys named Brady when they hang out with the President.

RAY LEWIS HAS A VIDEO MESSAGE FOR THE PEOPLE OF BALTIMORE

Inanimate Carbon Rod Marinelli
It’s fitting that Ray Lewis is diving into this after all of the damage has already been done.

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