Red-headed long-snapper Ethan Albright is known around the locker room as “Red Snapper” because of his stanky vagina.
Albright’s head weighs more than Marcus Mason.
Dan Snyder keeps hiring away the most expensive Scientology coaches but he can’t get past OT II.
Chief Zee is immortal, he just doesn’t know it yet.
Jason Campbell and Chris Cooley have appeared in over three hundred adult features under the pen(is) names Herb Organ and Jim Holeman respectively. Neither is affiliated with the car dealers of similar names.
Mark Brunell got the Redskins playbook on audio tape, but it was narrated by Gilbert Godfried so he just said “fuck it.”
Dan Snyder is training a team of assassins to take out Steve Czaban once and for all. I didn’t want to get involved, but it’s so hard to find good hash in DC.
When Ade Jimoh gets cut an angel gets its wings.
H.B. Blades is the son of Bennie Blades who won his name in a card game from a triple amputee.
Clinton Portis’ new character, “Goosey McTaint” is a registered sex offender and a snuggly lover.
Sean Taylor and LaRon Landry spent the summer winning the WWF’s (World Wildlife Foundation) tag team titles after dispatching of a pair of adolescent kodiak bears.