The NFL Draft has begun, so it’s as good a time as ever to kick off the first KSK Commenter Draft of the season. While you’re waiting patiently for the second round to HURRY UP AND F*CKING START ALREADY you may have noticed another ridiculous display of pageantry going on in the world. That’s right, Prince William is getting married, and the lucky lady isn’t even his cousin. Weird. Anyway, we’re left wondering which American would make the ideal monarch, if we were in to that such things.
This week you’ll be drafting someone who you feel would make the perfect King or Queen of our great land. You can pick anyone you’d like as long as they’re American and they have the long form birth certificate to prove it. And not one of those fake ones George Soros prints up in his basement either. This person would wield no actual power, but instead serve as a symbol for America as a whole. Choose wisely, and remember to wait ten picks before selecting again.
We’ll get things started with the honorary first pick, Queen Beyonce.