As you can see, we still have a ways to go before I actually have to wear cutoff jean shorts. Hey, it’s no skin off my back. I’m happy to wear normal workout clothes, and those orphans of deceased special operations soldiers can go to state school for all I care. But if YOU want to see me do Fight Gone Bad as a never nude, or if you just want the sweet, sweet endorphins you get by giving money to the Special Operations Warrior Fund, DONATE HERE.
Yesterday’s winner was Sanjay M., who gave a whopping $800. He’ll get Season 2 of [REDACTED] on DVD before it’s available for sale, plus a signed poster of “Wilfred.” Today’s top donor will receive an official Aaron Rodgers Super Bowl XLVI jersey. I’m afraid the size is XL, so it will only fit the skinniest Packers fans.
My sincere and endless thanks to everyone who has already donated. I look forward to being humiliated for your entertainment.