KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Madden Day

08.10.10 7 years ago 24 Comments

MADDEN DAY! Christmas Ape has the exact same look on his face right this minute. He’s going to be so disappointed when Ben Roethlisberger is accused of fondling a cheerleader’s pixels during pregame warm-ups. [EA Sports]

Muy Bonita. Brett Favre’s mom, Bonita, gave the Croc-jackin’ story a thumbs up on Facebook. Meanwhile, cousin Biloxi Jim probably spent the past week burying the story on Digg, along with anything about that Obamer fella’. [Deadspin]

Cushing blames failed test on all-natural awesomeness. Suspended Texans linebacker Brian Cushing is blaming “overtrained athlete syndrome” for his failed drug test. Sounds totally reasonable, right? Wrong! Highly trained legal mind Mike Florio knows Cushing is lying because the suspect cleared his throat mid-excuse. That’s a clear tell, as you’d know had you gone to law school or watched a Seinfeld re-run last night. Florio also reports that Cushing’s romantic life is in some turmoil, citing the player’s involuntary brow scratch. [SI/PFT]

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