Sorry to break up the flubkkake, but it’s time for this week’s installment of Italian Spiderman. It holds all the hallmarks of Eyetie Spidey greatness: shoving big-tittied girls and taking time fighting villains to take drags on your cigarette.
And though you may think me a dork for loving this, at least I’m not one of the people who voted Wall-E THE SIXTH BEST FUCKING MOVIE OF ALL-TIME! Okay, it’s the best movie so far this year, but then again, it’s July. Everything worthwhile comes out the final three months. So far, it’s Wall-E, Iron Man, In Bruges and a bunch of forgettable booshit. Let’s not go overboard for the cute robot.